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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    no.


    because you'd probably bang the hot intern, and then i'd have to fire you both out of spite


    I must have missed the hot intern story.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    WTF. Even if I shared naked pics of her?
    ah, i see you've got some negotiating skillz.


    name your three least favorite dinosaurs of the Triassic, and arrange them North to South according to habitat range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    ah, i see you've got some negotiating skillz.


    name your three least favorite dinosaurs of the Triassic, and arrange them North to South according to habitat range.
    I'll tweet it to you as to show my "hipness" with social media as well as my conciseness the medium forces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Let me guess....he made a nine slice pie?

    No...he sliced the Pepperoni too thick...

    Pizza dough in the ceiling fan!

    Details!


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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    We just thank them for their hard work (lol) and let them know that their employment is terminated. Then an HR representative takes over the entire conversation and you don't say another word until the handshake.

    Smooth.
    I've run my own small firm for about 20 years. About 10 years ago I fired a guy, I was pissed. I walked up to his desk, pulled the plug on his computer and told him he had 10 minutes to clean his desk out.

    No details...but he deserved it. trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Hope you realize that every time you type "fat cop" into teh google images... a infant dies.

    MURDERER!







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    Sat on by a fat cop?

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    lol at my "updated" status, thanks deeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    lol at my "updated" status, thanks deeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Sat on by a fat cop?




    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    lol at my "updated" status, thanks deeks

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    Did he get fired for spending working hours posting on an Internet football forum?

    Go see the work harders than everyone else on JI Butthurt forum.

    Na!


    Sent from a phone using an app

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    Eh there is more where he came from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Did he get fired for spending working hours posting on an Internet football forum?

    Go see the work harders than everyone else on JI Butthurt forum.

    Na!


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    Dirtstar is a dirtbag

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    Never fun firing someone - unless the person is a complete douche then it's absolutely fabulous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    dude had it coming, 2 big mistakes that made the firm look like complete jerkoffs.
    Was one of them telling people you're a Jets fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post


    I must have missed the hot intern story.

    Me neither...let's create a quorum...then we can demand lurid details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    I'll tweet it to you as to show my "hipness" with social media as well as my conciseness the medium forces.
    psst - pick Penisaurus for the Southern jungle habitat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Let me guess....he made a nine slice pie?

    No...he sliced the Pepperoni too thick...

    Pizza dough in the ceiling fan!

    Details!


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    don't give me 9 I can only eat 6...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Did he get fired for spending working hours posting on an Internet football forum?

    Go see the work harders than everyone else on JI Butthurt forum.

    Na!


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    PK this is the "fired" thread not the "fried" thread

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    You might have to fire Fishooked next.



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