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    Good morning. Where's the shakin "answer the phone" thread?

    Do I have to call Caesar's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Good morning. Where's the shakin "answer the phone" thread?

    Do I have to call Caesar's?
    Was that for his kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Do I have to call Caesar's?
    "Black jeans, goes by Mark? Yeah, we found him covered in Resume's in the parking lot. APparently some dude ran up to him, yelled here's your ******g copies, deutchbag..... and wham."


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "Black jeans, goes by Mark? Yeah, we found him covered in Resume's in the parking lot. APparently some dude ran up to him, yelled here's your ******g copies, deutchbag..... and wham."


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    Forgot the hat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    making them watch soft side porn??


    that's animal cruelty

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "Black jeans, goes by Mark? Yeah, we found him covered in Resume's in the parking lot. APparently some dude ran up to him, yelled here's your ******g copies, deutchbag..... and wham."


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    Was the assailant dressed as a dinosaur?

    And if so, which one?

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    You degenerates just want to see me nekkid.

    This frightens southside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post


    Forgot the hat!
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Was the assailant dressed as a dinosaur?

    And if so, which one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    LMAO! Better than my idea.

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    holy sh!t @ this whole thread

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    This thread is full of win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "Black jeans, goes by Mark? Yeah, we found him covered in Resume's in the parking lot. APparently some dude ran up to him, yelled here's your ******g copies, deutchbag..... and wham."


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    lolz


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    This rivals the movie theater pic!

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    See, even primates find me sexy. You bozos are jealous of my aura. The ladies find me irresistible but no.... you can't comprehend such things.

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    meanwhile......in the mod lounge...






























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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    meanwhile......in the mod lounge...


    LOL!! That's such a sick shot, especially imagining that it's 32.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL!! That's such a sick shot, especially imagining that it's 32.
    I guess we'd also have to imagine that 32 shed some weight to look like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    meanwhile......in the mod lounge...





























    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I guess we'd also have to imagine that 32 shed some weight to look like that.

    wtf



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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I guess we'd also have to imagine that 32 shed some weight to look like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Not fapping but.....what the hell was the term for the girls? It was in a thread a year or two ago.




    finger blasting?

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