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Thread: Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend is a hoax??

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    Quote Originally Posted by loluchka80 View Post
    what if he was tricked, in the beginning, and then once he found out she was fake was too embarrassed to admit it. so he went along with it, and faked her death to make her go away? that can really be his only explanation.
    honestly, at this point, his best explanation would be to claim he's gay - even if he's not - and say that he was embarrassed, did a dumb thing, and tried to hide it.

    That would be better than the likely alternatives - even the one scenario where he truly wasn't in on the hoax. That would just show that he is laughably dumb.

    I can only imagine the interviews at the combine "Manti....you realize that there will be times that the QB pretends to hand the ball off to the RB. You realize that just because it LOOKS like a handoff, doesn't always mean that the RB is actually getting the ball. You realize that, right?"

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    Make up some bullsh!t to boost my fame...

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    I just fapped to the hottest fake chick I've ever met.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    I just fapped to the hottest fake chick I've ever met.
    You are a psuedo-necrophiliac

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    Quote Originally Posted by revischrist View Post
    You are a psuedo-necrophiliac
    Or a full on necrophapliac....

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    Can I get bullet points on this story? I'm lazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    honestly, at this point, his best explanation would be to claim he's gay - even if he's not - and say that he was embarrassed, did a dumb thing, and tried to hide it.

    That would be better than the likely alternatives - even the one scenario where he truly wasn't in on the hoax. That would just show that he is laughably dumb.
    That's a possibility BUT according to Deadspin's updated article, the Lennay hoax pre-dates Te'o's involvement so playing the hoax victim card might work.

    He was originally fooled, found out about it, but then was too embarrassed to reveal it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Can I get bullet points on this story? I'm lazy.
    Naive Hawaiian or maybe Samoan.
    Hot caucasian Facebook girl.
    Catfished.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    the guy is a ghey and made up the girlfriend thing

    book it
    This would be the only legit excuse I could think of...He made up a girlfriend to avoid the gay thing coming out and it just got out of control.

    If it turns out he's gay (and he's a Mormon so that's a bad thing) and he comes out, I could get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    Is it just me, or do those broads look like they're going on 28 or so at least?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    honestly, at this point, his best explanation would be to claim he's gay - even if he's not - and say that he was embarrassed, did a dumb thing, and tried to hide it.

    That would be better than the likely alternatives - even the one scenario where he truly wasn't in on the hoax. That would just show that he is laughably dumb.

    I can only imagine the interviews at the combine "Manti....you realize that there will be times that the QB pretends to hand the ball off to the RB. You realize that just because it LOOKS like a handoff, doesn't always mean that the RB is actually getting the ball. You realize that, right?"
    Tha really is his best course of action.

    Being known as a very religious guy would really help in that scenario. He can say that he is gay, enter one of those religious homosexual reform programs. Then he can emerge a few months later, claim that he prayed the gay away, and resume banging chicks as if nothing had ever happened. And he would be lauded as a hero by certain religious groups.

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    ESPN really pushing the "victim" story via Polian and Clayton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxman View Post
    ESPN really pushing the "victim" story via Polian and Clayton.
    Of course they would.

    Notice how not one of ESPN's websites poll questions today focused on this.

    They are scared ****less since this makes them look like idiots as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxman View Post
    ESPN really pushing the "victim" story via Polian and Clayton.
    Mike & Mike was a complete disgrace this morning. "If ND says the investigation was thorough then it must have been thorough".

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    It's just funny to see these guys act like it's preposterous to even think that this story, even if it turns out he was actually duped, is a character issue that might affect his draft stock. No desire to further investigate the numerous strange circumstances still surrounding this situation.
    Last edited by boxman; 01-17-2013 at 12:41 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyahay bus View Post
    Mike & Mike was a complete disgrace this morning. "If ND says the investigation was thorough then it must have been thorough".
    So says the show with an ND grad who prays towards Touchdown Jesus each night as a co-host.

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