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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    That all depends on the right "caliber" of "product" they're able to "handle."
    JT, you still going with a non-lubricated test robot for the trainees? I'm telling you, you'll save a fortune in medical claims if you will just accept modern lubricants as an integral part of the training regimen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    JT, you still going with a non-lubricated test robot for the trainees? I'm telling you, you'll save a fortune in medical claims if you will just accept modern lubricants as an integral part of the training regimen.
    The next generation of products is well beyond that. Think self-lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    How much "product" are you able to "handle"? I bet a lot.
    Pfft. Like profitable drug dealers, faux purveyors of pleasure know it's against the rules to sample your own goods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    The next generation of products is well beyond that. Think self-lubrication.
    I'm so out of the loop. I really need to take a tour of your new facility and get up to speed. 32 Green still moonlighting as your security chief?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'm so out of the loop. I really need to take a tour of your new facility and get up to speed. 32 Green still moonlighting as your security chief?
    I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

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    I want to be on record as saying, any job that requires a lubricant as a training regimen, is not for me. That's not the kind of demand I was looking for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

    all whilst perusing the latest issue of "Chimp Attack Vixens"

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    How much "product" are you able to "handle"? I bet a lot.
    If that's a reference to ground beef GFY. Best line in jets insider history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.
    LOL! WTF!?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper17 View Post
    I want to be on record as saying, any job that requires a lubricant as a training regimen, is not for me. That's not the kind of demand I was looking for.
    Noted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    If that's a reference to ground beef GFY. Best line in jets insider history.
    Link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Link?
    Page 4 | of that thread

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...ht=ground+beef
    Last edited by thebigragu; 01-18-2013 at 12:24 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Thanks. Knew I'd heard of it, just couldn't think of from where. I included that thread in the Hampur sticky, but now the whole thread of the Hampur greatest hits is gone.

    Maybe one of the mods could get to the bottom of this and see that it's restored?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Thanks. Knew I'd heard of it, just couldn't think of from where. I included that thread in the Hampur sticky, but now the whole thread of the Hampur greatest hits is gone.

    Maybe one of the mods could get to the bottom of this and see that it's restored?
    Haha. That's pretty funny. I wasn't privy to that reference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    all whilst perusing the latest issue of "Chimp Attack Vixens"
    LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    If that's a reference to ground beef GFY. Best line in jets insider history.
    SURVEY SAYS: Right On, BrotherMan.

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    We should be hearing the Shakin verdict any momoent now, yes?


    This is more exciting than the OJ verdict.

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    I'm predicting a very anti climactic letdown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I'm predicting a very anti climactic letdown.
    They probably found a pair of his old sneakers and wanted to return them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I'm predicting a very anti climactic letdown.
    as opposed to a climactic letdown?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    as opposed to a climactic letdown?
    Yes, that would in fact be the opposite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Maybe one of the mods could get to the bottom of this and see that it's restored?
    I assumed Sooth did it, so I didnt pursue it. I will make inquiries.

    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I wasn't privy to that reference.
    Might as well have that tattoo'ed on yer throbbin' noggin. Save ya the words.

    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    They probably found a pair of his old sneakers and wanted to return them.
    Lol!

    I still think this all goes back to "Pick up your phone, Mark".

    Theory; 4 day AC Bender, AWOL at home and work. Gets the boot from new job, sniffs around old one and finds out the option to return is available; Greases us with the my old job has agreed to my demands.

    You'll see.

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