This is a photo of "Rex" taken after the accident.
That "Paul Is Dead" rumor ain't no rumor. That isn't Rex. Finally, we have a new head coach.
Maybe it's like when Cartman went to fat camp and hired a skinny doppelganger to take his place back home to make people think he was thin while he was really selling candy to all the fat kids at camp.
An unnamed source has confirmed that Bill Belichick was seen under Rex's car immediately prior to the accident. The stains on his sweatshirt are suspected to be brake fluid. Roger Godell has confiscated the sweatshirt and it will be tested. The incident is being referred to by the media as "Bad-Brake-Gate".