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    Rex Totals His Mustang

    So I guess we can call him "Wrecks" for another reason now. Three car crash, nobody injured thankfully. Article + pic in the link
    http://deadspin.com/5978065/
    Last edited by Jetsfan95; 01-22-2013 at 03:43 PM.

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    Can't drive, Can't keep his mouth shut!

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    Rex can't drive 55

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    Best reader comment:

    "It was only a matter of time before Rex made a big mess in Bethlehem, he's been saddled with an ornery virgin for the past nine months. "

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    Glad he and everyone else are ok.

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    Glad he is OK. Just saw a pic of him at the Senior Bowl so I guess all is well.

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    Rex drives a mustang? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA.

    Is he 17?

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    It sure sounds like Shonn Greene was driving.

    Not speeding, no vision.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    Best reader comment:

    "It was only a matter of time before Rex made a big mess in Bethlehem, he's been saddled with an ornery virgin for the past nine months. "
    I like this one ...

    "That's what you get when you bench Jesus...you get f*cked up in Bethlehem"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    Rex drives a mustang? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA.

    Is he 17?
    He lives in Jersey. Gotta fit in with all the mamalukes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    It sure sounds like Shonn Greene was driving.

    Not speeding, no vision.

    SAR I
    Maybe Sanchez was driving and he thought the other car was Brandon Moore's ass.
    Last edited by Sourceworx; 01-22-2013 at 03:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    It sure sounds like Shonn Greene was driving.

    Not speeding, no vision.

    SAR I

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    The officer let Rex go with a warning since this was his first offense.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamaicanJetFan View Post
    +1
    The guy dodges bullets like the Matrix....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braumeister View Post
    Maybe Sanchez was driving and he thought the other car was Brandon Moore's ass.
    ROTFLMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    It sure sounds like Shonn Greene was driving.

    Not speeding, no vision.

    SAR I
    there u go SAR !!!! good to c you lightening up!!! well done!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Braumeister View Post
    Maybe Sanchez was driving and he thought the other car was Brandon Moore's ass.
    LOL. Would have worked if it wasn't a Miata, the Joe McKnight of the car world.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryan10 View Post
    there u go SAR !!!! good to c you lightening up!!! well done!!
    There's a whole "Paul Is Dead" thing we can do here.

    "He blew his mind out in a car", twin brother gets some 'Billy Shears' and takes his place, playing press conference tapes backwards and hear Tannenbaum muttering 'Rex is a dead man miss him, miss him...'

    SAR I

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    No way a man Rex's size should b firing up a mustang. thats like takin hugo to the Carshow. aint happeninnnnn!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    It sure sounds like Shonn Greene was driving.

    Not speeding, no vision.

    SAR I
    Now that was funny!

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