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    Arrest Tom Cruise!

    So this eejit has somehow convinced a friend of his family to allow their 6 year old daughter to be used as a decoy for his daughter Suri, whom he is afraid is in imminent danger of being kidnapped.



    I would have no problem arresting the parents of the six year old and Tom himself, even the Nanny..... for Endangering the Welfare of a minor.

    If they are accepting money for this....


    Of course, the Daily News thinks this is cute.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...lery-1.1169802

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    +1; stupid 1%er.

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    He should have hired a midget over the age of consent.

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    Those aren't his kids he is gay.

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    Yeah but the 6 year old double is a highly trained professional so no worries.


    Tommy boy seems to have left the reservation some time ago. Probably on par with the later Michael Jackson level of bat**** crazy. I'm sure there's no shortage of people lined up to help this lunatic depart with his money.

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    Curious: what happens if this stand-in gets took? Oh well, so sorry, watcha gonna do? I mean, it's still his problem, isn't it? Does he just say "Fooled you! Go ahead and kill her, she's not mine" and start the search for stand-in #2?

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    He is still looking for a wife smaller then him! Good luck Tommy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    So this eejit has somehow convinced a friend of his family to allow their 6 year old daughter to be used as a decoy for his daughter Suri, whom he is afraid is in imminent danger of being kidnapped.



    I would have no problem arresting the parents of the six year old and Tom himself, even the Nanny..... for Endangering the Welfare of a minor.

    If they are accepting money for this....


    Of course, the Daily News thinks this is cute.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...lery-1.1169802

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    you seem outraged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isired View Post
    Curious: what happens if this stand-in gets took? Oh well, so sorry, watcha gonna do? I mean, it's still his problem, isn't it? Does he just say "Fooled you! Go ahead and kill her, she's not mine" and start the search for stand-in #2?
    Precisely!



    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    you seem outraged.
    Its all about the childrens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Its all about the childrens.

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    Listen, its hard enough for kids to find jobs these days. Back off Serpico.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isired View Post
    Curious: what happens if this stand-in gets took? Oh well, so sorry, watcha gonna do? I mean, it's still his problem, isn't it? Does he just say "Fooled you! Go ahead and kill her, she's not mine" and start the search for stand-in #2?
    Thats why an adult midget.....sorry, little person.... in a Suri wig is the perfect option for a double... they can sign the consent form, if they get whacked, they know what they signed up for.

    But seriously, Tom Cruise, he's a ****ing nut. He and the girls parents should be prosecuted for endangerment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    Thats why an adult midget.....sorry, little person.... in a Suri wig is the perfect option for a double... they can sign the consent form, if they get whacked, they know what they signed up for.

    But seriously, Tom Cruise, he's a ****ing nut. He and the girls parents should be prosecuted for endangerment.
    I'm just giving you a warning this time, but please, no more Stokes jokes when he's not here to defend himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    He should have hired a midget over the age of consent.
    Stokes + wig = win

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