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    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    Not yet...36 hours to go.
    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Where is home exactly?






    Please say Vermont.



    82nd, can you give us a general clue as to where you'll be living in the states? Just name a state that borders the state you'll be living in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post



    82nd, can you give us a general clue as to where you'll be living in the states? Just name a state that borders the state you'll be living in.
    Just South of Schizophrenia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Where is home exactly?






    Please say Vermont.
    Lmao!



    ohplezohplezohplez


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post

    Please say Vermont.



    "you don't appear to be from around these parts... is that jizz in your hand? "

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    but rarely is one man the total package.
    One need only go to the Strip on a Sunday night in October to find several men who are the "total package".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post


    "you don't appear to be from around these parts... is that jizz in your hand? "
    Lol.."that wasnt me. I mean, I had been drinkin. I missed my kids? The excaped baby drugged me. We PHilipino's are a sensual people. ANyhoo, plow my driveway?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lol.."that wasnt me. I mean, I had been drinkin. I missed my kids? The excaped baby drugged me. We PHilipino's are a sensual people. ANyhoo, plow my driveway?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lol.."that wasnt me. I mean, I had been drinkin. I missed my kids? The excaped baby drugged me. We PHilipino's are a sensual people. ANyhoo, plow my driveway?"


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    LMAAO

    if i hear a new man in town has been tackling children 150 yards from oncoming
    cars and claiming to have saved their lives, i'll know he has arrived.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    LMAAO

    if i hear a new man in town has been tackling children 150 yards from oncoming
    cars and claiming to have saved their lives, i'll know he has arrived.


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    and just in case he's considering it, i want him to check out tonight's low temperature

    http://www.weather.com/weather/5-day...+VT+05602:4:US

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    Not yet...36 hours to go.
    Traveling by hot air balloon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    and just in case he's considering it, i want him to check out tonight's low temperature

    http://www.weather.com/weather/5-day...+VT+05602:4:US
    Even here on LI...I heard a boom last night in my yard, sounded like someone hit my sliders with an ice ball. Looked around, didnt see anything.

    This morning, I look out and there was a 12 pack of DIet Pepsi we had left out there since Xmas.....one of the cans had literally exploded. Ripped down the side, shredded.



    The last time I remember it being this cold was the Bengals game at the Meadowlands where all of our beers froze.
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    Last edited by 32green; 01-24-2013 at 10:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Even here on LI...I heard a boom last night in my yard, sounded like someone hit my sliders with an ice ball. Looked around, didnt see anything.

    This morning, I look out and there was a 12 pack of DIet Pepsi we had left out there since Xmas.....one of the cans had literally exploded. Ripped down the side, shredded.



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    i heard some kind of yelling in the yard the other night while i was in bed. i
    turned to my wife who was no longer in bed. she was in the yard yelling at flying squirrels who were trying to chew their way out of the cold.

    of course she puts a dozen peanuts on the porch for them every night. they need some kind of compensation for destroying our house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    The last time I remember it being this cold was the Bengals game at the Meadowlands where all of our beers froze.
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    i was at that game.

    Last edited by Timmy®; 01-24-2013 at 10:35 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    and just in case he's considering it, i want him to check out tonight's low temperature

    http://www.weather.com/weather/5-day...+VT+05602:4:US
    I'll be in Burlington on Tuesday where it will be a balmy 38. Still better than the 12 real-feel on LI today.

    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Even here on LI...I heard a boom last night in my yard, sounded like someone hit my sliders with an ice ball. Looked around, didnt see anything.

    This morning, I look out and there was a 12 pack of DIet Pepsi we had left out there since Xmas.....one of the cans had literally exploded. Ripped down the side, shredded.



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    Thanks for the warning. I just went out to the garage to check on the kids stash of Capri Sun. Nary a burst.

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    24 hours to go...location TBD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Thanks for the warning. I just went out to the garage to check on the kids stash of Capri Sun. Nary a burst.
    They start carbonating Capri Sun's, dingus?





























    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    24 hours to go...location TBD.
    You plan on clearing customs and walking towards the sun?




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    They start carbonating Capri Sun's, dingus?





    You plan on clearing customs and walking towards the sun?




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    Let me rephrase...TBA. (pictures will speak louder).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    (pictures will speak louder).






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    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    Let me rephrase...TBA. (pictures will speak louder).
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    lol













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