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    Former 49er 1st round pick arrested for assaulting his boyfriend

    Former Niners lineman charged with assaulting “boyfriend”

    Posted by Mike Florio on January 28, 2013, 2:54 PM EST

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    Since the current members of the San Francisco 49ers are providing us with nothing interesting to discuss, a former member of the team has helped fill the void.

    According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, former 49ers tackle Kwame Harris has been charged with assaulting “his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.”

    The alleged victim, Dimitri Geier, also has filed a civil lawsuit against Harris for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence, and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

    Geier claims that Harris became upset when Geier “poured soy sauce on a plate of rice,” and that Harris later “pull[ed] the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear.”Attorney Alin Cintean says that Harris did nothing wrong. (Imagine that.) “This really is a pure self-defense case. [Harris] was attacked,” Cintean said. Harris, who faces seven years in prison, was freed on $75,000 bail. The 2003 first-round pick played five years with the 49ers and one with the Raiders.

    WTF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator Jet View Post
    WTF!!!
    Really!!!!

    Who pours their soy sauce directly on their rice!?!?!?

    What is this... the Nineties?

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    oh those former 49 niners!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator Jet View Post
    Geier “poured soy sauce on a plate of rice,” and that Harris later “pulled the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear"
    Another day in the hampur if you ask me.


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    I was expecting it to be Vernon Davis.

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    If you drop your keys on the street in San Fran, you kick them home....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gator Jet View Post
    Former Niners lineman charged with assaulting “boyfriend”

    Posted by Mike Florio on January 28, 2013, 2:54 PM EST

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    Since the current members of the San Francisco 49ers are providing us with nothing interesting to discuss, a former member of the team has helped fill the void.

    According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, former 49ers tackle Kwame Harris has been charged with assaulting “his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.”

    The alleged victim, Dimitri Geier, also has filed a civil lawsuit against Harris for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence, and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

    Geier claims that Harris became upset when Geier “poured soy sauce on a plate of rice,” and that Harris later “pull[ed] the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear.”Attorney Alin Cintean says that Harris did nothing wrong. (Imagine that.) “This really is a pure self-defense case. [Harris] was attacked,” Cintean said. Harris, who faces seven years in prison, was freed on $75,000 bail. The 2003 first-round pick played five years with the 49ers and one with the Raiders.

    WTF!!!
    I'm assuming the boyfriend's last name is pronounced "guy-yer", not "gay-yer". If not, the script has written itself.

    Also, no way that's our Dimitri, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    I was expecting it to be Vernon Davis.
    wish we had a te half as good as vernon davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freestater View Post
    Really!!!!

    Who pours their soy sauce directly on their rice!?!?!?

    What is this... the Nineties?
    Seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'm assuming the boyfriend's last name is pronounced "guy-yer", not "gay-yer". If not, the script has written itself.

    Also, no way that's our Dimitri, right?
    Would be odd for there to be another Dimitri with a compulsion for stealing men's underwear, no? I don't see how it isn't him but no judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Would be odd for there to be another Dimitri with a compulsion for stealing men's underwear, no? I don't see how it isn't him but no judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlagmanL11 View Post
    If you drop your keys on the street in San Fran, you kick them home....
    Ha ha ha ha ha

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    At least we know Harris was happy with the team (or city of the team) that drafted him.

    Oakland must have been a shock. No wonder he only lasted a year there.

    Interesting story but , hey, who amongst us hasn't pulled off their ex's clothes and accused them of stealing your underwear after a fight over soy sauce? I believe that's the story behind at least 97% of all divorces.

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    WTF

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    You don't F around in Menlo Park. That's where the men get low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'm assuming the boyfriend's last name is pronounced "guy-yer", not "gay-yer". If not, the script has written itself.

    Also, no way that's our Dimitri, right?
    Seriously, you can NOT make this stuff up. Who needs The Onion?

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    Why do I find my self reading this to myself in a gay tone,,,,,,,,, not there is anythign wrong with that...

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    We have seen type of thing before in the NFL. This reminds me a lot of the famous Kenyatta Jones "scalding water" incident and the horrific fondue accident that injured the Jaguars' kicker and punter about a decade ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Another day in the hampur if you ask me.


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    For the underwear right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by leftturn3 View Post
    Why do I find my self reading this to myself in a gay tone?
    That is a question best left to quiet introspection.


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