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    The Closest She's Been to a Penis in Years

    Um...wut?

    Oprah endorses face cream made of foreskins, angering penis proponents



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    How does Oprah keep her face so smooth and wrinkle-free? Human foreskins, apparently. Oprah endorses a product called SkinMedica, whose creepy-ass ingredient list includes foreskin fibroblast, "a piece of human skin used as culture to grow other skin or cells." When Winfrey made an appearance in Vancouver, British Columbia, Thursday night, activist (and self-described pro-foreskin advocate) Glen Callender was outside protesting. "I would like Oprah to realize that all children have a fundamental human right to keep all their genitalia," he said. We haven't heard how the protest went, but Callender anticipated he'd be supported by up to two dozen, um, members of the Foreskin Awareness Project.

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    My member and I are members of FAP.

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    Foreskin Awareness Project.


    Gold right there.

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    Does this mean hospitals sell the foreskins from circumscisions to the cosmetics industry?


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    How does Oprah keep her face so smooth and wrinkle-free?
    I'll take "4 inches of fat stuffed beneath her straining epiderdermis for $10,000, Alex".


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    So does this mean if she went into a strip club, she'd end up with a neck like a giraffe?

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    I've heard members of the Foreskin Awareness Project are also members of the smaller subset Special Protectorate of the Ancient Nuts and Kawk... or SPANK

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    I never pictured Oprah and penis skin in the same convo ... LIKE EVER

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    I always thought she was a d!ck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I've heard members of the Foreskin Awareness Project are also members of the smaller subset Special Protectorate of the Ancient Nuts and Kawk... or SPANK

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post









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    I heard she has a signed Klecko jersey in her Chicago mansion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    I heard she has a signed Klecko jersey in her Chicago mansion.
    Oh man, funny accountants.

    WHat a hoot.




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    Buncha dicks in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski View Post
    Buncha dicks in this thread.
    and your post is the tip of it so to speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski View Post
    Buncha dicks in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski View Post
    Buncha foreskins in this thread.

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