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Thread: So Dan Marino had a kid with some chick who wasn't his wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
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    Sar I's Sober PSL Swingers


    "We're sober because we lost all our money on PSL's and can only afford tap water".

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Good looking woman, he's a lucky guy.

    Not a great Jet, not a Jet fan, but I like the guy.

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    Here's my quick Boomer story -- When I was about 10 I went with my dad to a football pro-am golf tournament in North Jersey. As a little kid football fan I was pretty starstruck from the likes of Jim Kelly and Dan Marino in the flesh five feet away. Then Boomer came up to the tee, the QB of my beloved Jets. He must have seen the huge smile on my face because he walked over and gave me a golf ball and made some small talk. Heck of a nice guy.

    Listening to him on the radio every day, he seems to be extremely genuine and down to earth. As a naive Jets fan back then I was a big Boomer fan, and I still am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post
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    Great idea. you will need a name for the band.

    Sar I's Sober PSL Swingers

    JI's Invisble Except the Captain Marching Band.


    Band of 1


    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnails View Post


    you can laugh, but that guy ^ gets first crack at Coldplay tickets.

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    Meh, I don't feel bad for ol Danny boy one bit. Fvcked up, and did his wife find out now, or knew about it already?


    Maybe he finally learned a quick release is nothing to be proud of.

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    Heard a great line on the radio today -- "I don't feel bad for the girl who hooked up with Marino. She knew going into it that he'd never get a ring."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you can laugh, but that guy ^ gets first crack at Coldplay tickets.


    That guy in the middle gets all the chicks.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Heard a great line on the radio today -- "I don't feel bad for the girl who hooked up with Marino. She knew going into it that he'd never get a ring."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Heard a great line on the radio today -- "I don't feel bad for the girl who hooked up with Marino. She knew going into it that he'd never get a ring."

    Perfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post


    That guy in the middle gets all the chicks.

    SAR I
    Nope. The guy in the middle is just a taller version of the guy on the right without glasses.


    ANY of these guys get more chicks than him...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    haha

    dude, this is what you used to come up with bi-hourly
    I know, don't remind me. I'm a shell of my former shelf. Like Willie Mays at the end, 'cept I know I suck.

    BTW...since when does a marching band have a captain?
    Last edited by FF2®; 02-01-2013 at 09:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski View Post
    Nope. The guy in the middle is just a taller version of the guy on the right without glasses.


    ANY of these guys get more chicks than him...
    The band guys grow up to be VP's with six-figure salaries and BMW's in the green lot.

    The jocks grow up to be grass cutters with five-figure salaries and F-150's in the orange lot.

    Girls are smart now, they know where to put their focus.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    The band guys grow up to be VP's with six-figure salaries and BMW's in the green lot.

    The jocks grow up to be grass cutters with five-figure salaries and F-150's in the orange lot.

    Girls are smart now, they know where to put their focus.

    SAR I
    Still mad they wouldnt let you eat lunch with them in high school?

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    She was definitely workplace hot.

    You have to know that everyone from the Sunday Morning crew were hitting on her over the years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    The band guys grow up to be VP's with six-figure salaries and BMW's in the green lot.

    The jocks grow up to be grass cutters with five-figure salaries and F-150's in the orange lot.

    Girls are smart now, they know where to put their focus.

    SAR I
    Girls in High School are not smart.

    Athletes GET *****....Band geeks ARE pussies.

    Thats the way it was, is, and shall ever be.

    Signed,
    A former band geek.

    (Yes we get revenge late in life, but lets be honest)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    (Yes we get revenge late in life, but lets be honest)
    How long you plan on waiting? I can hear the arthritus eating your cartiledge from here.




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    Errrr, and he is not even a Kennedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    . Like Willie Mays at the end, 'cept I know I suck.
    "The way these kids are posting today, it's telling me one thing, 'FF2, say goodbye to JI'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    The band guys grow up to be VP's with six-figure salaries and BMW's in the green lot.

    The jocks grow up to be grass cutters with five-figure salaries and F-150's in the orange lot.

    Girls are smart now, they know where to put their focus.

    SAR I
    I sit on the board of a DCI drum corps. In that capacity we found research that confirmed that high school band members have earnings that exceed other demographics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    The band guys grow up to be VP's with six-figure salaries and BMW's in the green lot.

    The jocks grow up to be grass cutters with five-figure salaries and F-150's in the orange lot.

    Girls are smart now, they know where to put their focus.

    SAR I
    You mean, the bandleader geek grew up to be one of a hundred middle manager VPs in the big company, struggling to make ends meet in the Tri-state area on a piddling 6 figure salary, while parking their leased entry level BMW starter car in the orange lot?

    While the captain of the football team, in contrast, earns a ridiculous eight-figure salary, gets dropped off at work in a stretch limo keeping the Bentley clean in the garage, and is married to the supermodel or centerfold?

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