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    At the hair salon with gf...WTF

    So apparently last night I told her I'd drive her the salon. I don't remember saying I'd sit outside in the car like some half azz chauffeur. Or that I sit inside on one of the dumbazz fancy chairs like Southside would while she gets it done. F this we're in Real Time here. What should I do in the city so im not paying for ****ing parking. Perhaps leave a metrocard with the receptionist. Incredibly pissed right now. I told her I wasn't paying for it is this a retaliation strike?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    So apparently last night I told her I'd drive her the salon. I don't remember saying I'd sit outside in the car like some half azz chauffeur. Or that I sit inside on one of the dumbazz fancy chairs like Southside would while she gets it done. F this we're in Real Time here. What should I do in the city so im not paying for ****ing parking. Perhaps leave a metrocard with the receptionist. Incredibly pissed right now. I told her I wasn't paying for it is this a retaliation strike?

    You can snap pics of the other women there and post them here for our amusement & derision.

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    First off, grow a pair. I'd never be stuck in a salon while my lady gets her hair done.

    Second, it's NY man. Drive around and find a parking spot. You have around 2 hours to kill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    You can snap pics of the other women there and post them here for our amusement & derision.
    I could but I fear my balls would abandon me for life if I sit there like some schmuck waiting. My mom used to pull this shtt. Good make the best of it strategy though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    First off, grow a pair. I'd never be stuck in a salon while my lady gets her hair done.

    Second, it's NY man. Drive around and find a parking spot. You have around 2 hours to kill.
    Lifeless plastic **** dolls don't need haircuts. Good point dickhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    First off, grow a pair. I'd never be stuck in a salon while my lady gets her hair done.

    Second, it's NY man. Drive around and find a parking spot. You have around 2 hours to kill.
    Lol

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    Why not get your own hair cut?

    Last edited by crossfire; 02-01-2013 at 10:37 AM.

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    Fish is right I should just go in there and start snapping pictures like a nut.

    Few older broads I see for the fetish crowd

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    You should pick up a copy of Hustler and just read it out in the open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    I told her I wasn't paying for it is this a retaliation strike?
    Paying for what? "It"?

    Or the hair cut?

    Either way, thats a conversation you have with a whoo-ha, not a real girlfriend. Pay for her haircut? Kiss my arse.

    You should have went with the wife.

    -realtalk-

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    Get a Brazilian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Paying for what? "It"?

    Or the hair cut?

    Either way, thats a conversation you have with a whoo-ha, not a real girlfriend. Pay for her haircut? Kiss my arse.

    You should have went with the wife.

    -realtalk-
    No I got rid of both of them this ones brand new (one month) a good proper church girl. When faced with pick one decisions my whole life I cut and run...can't help it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Paying for what? "It"?

    Or the hair cut?

    Either way, thats a conversation you have with a whoo-ha, not a real girlfriend. Pay for her haircut? Kiss my arse.

    You should have went with the wife.

    -realtalk-
    I thought he did?

    I must have missed an episode..

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    No pictures? You're waiting outside a hair salon? That's it?

    Next up, I'M WATCHING PAINT DRY, *****ES!!!

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    Go have a few drinks.

    Or read your bible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Get a Brazilian.
    Lol that avatar brings me such joy I actually lol everytime I see it. Love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Go have a few drinks.

    Or read your bible.
    Clever little bastido. Now maybe an assault n battery

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    No I got rid of both of them this ones brand new (one month) a good proper church girl. When faced with pick one decisions my whole life I cut and run...can't help it.
    Which church is most proper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    You should pick up a copy of Hustler and just read it out in the open.
    This ^......or something else that will embarrass her enough that she won't want you to come back with her ever again. The Hustler will work, but make sure you start sharing the pictures with everyone else who is there:

    "Do you think those are real? No way, right? No way real teetos would stay up like that, ya know? See, I like yours. Nice, natural breasts. Sure they're a bit saggy, but you're keepin' it real, and I respect that......what? Oh, my girlfriend is in that chair over there....Hi Baby!"

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    Moneybags? Im the brokest **** here.

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