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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    "Things. I've really made a mess of the embroidery on Papa's crimson Prince Albert robe. One might hazard to call it a complete splooging (sic).

    I shall need it laundered at your soonest opportunity. And, of course, will rely on your never wavering, if not entirely stalwart, discretion, especially amongst the houseboys and animal husbandry staff. Needless to say, there shall be a reward of vigorous fisting for your troubles, old boy"

    I've read every Wodehouse novel. But would give anything to have him pen that version with "Things". I might lose my mind laughing.
    much like Things' self-admitted erections, the red robe was bound to raise its ugly head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    This thread would not have been necessary if Mr. & Mrs. Things had followed this couple's example.

    ***NSFW***

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AtdGJzaxGk
    LOLz

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    Things, you're a little short of 10k. Can you give the kid back too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Things, you're a little short of 10k. Can you give the kid back too?
    lol

    We did find out it's a girl. Come September, we'll have three kids under 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    lol

    We did find out it's a girl. Come September, we'll have three kids under 4.
    Wow, you and Antonio have some kind of bet?


    WTF happen to all my posts too????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    lol

    We did find out it's a girl. Come September, we'll have three kids under 4.
    Mazeltov.


    Brings new meaning to Irish Twins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    lol

    We did find out it's a girl. Come September, we'll have three kids under 4.
    Nice knowing you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    We did find out it's a girl. Come September, we'll have three kids under 4.
    Congrats to guys. I've been getting the itch for baby #3 hoping for a girl.

    BTW you only have 9380 posts, you were getting busy in the hotties forums heh...
    Last edited by dmitexxi; 05-06-2013 at 08:26 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    Congrats to guys. I've been getting the itch for baby #3 hoping for a girl.

    BTW you only have 9380 posts, you were getting busy in the hotties forums heh...
    Ha, was definitely more of a lurker in the Hotties forum. Where the missing 800 or so posts came from, I have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Ha, was definitely more of a lurker in the Hotties forum. Where the missing 800 or so posts came from, I have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Mazeltov.


    Brings new meaning to Irish Twins.
    lol, David Letterman was killing Clinton one night during Big BIll's trip to Ireland.

    "President Clinton is looking forward to Dublin; which he insists means Irish twins".



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    Bump...

    10:27am, 7lbs 10oz, 20 inch girl. Everyone is doing great. Poor little Jets fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Bump...

    10:27am, 7lbs 10oz, 20 inch girl. Everyone is doing great. Poor little Jets fan.
    Congrats!


    That said could you maybe wrap up your reproducing at this point? We really don't need your genes being passed on over the generations to the entire eastern seaboard and causing...well you know what you're capable of. *shudder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Bump...

    10:27am, 7lbs 10oz, 20 inch girl. Everyone is doing great. Poor little Jets fan.
    Jesus, your wife's got a long vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Congrats!


    That said could you maybe wrap up your reproducing at this point? We really don't need your genes being passed on over the generations to the entire eastern seaboard and causing...well you know what you're capable of. *shudder*
    lolz Thanks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Jesus, your wife's got a long vagina.
    C-section. Vagina is just fine. B-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Bump...

    10:27am, 7lbs 10oz, 20 inch girl. Everyone is doing great. Poor little Jets fan.
    Hey, congrats - your 2nd girl?

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    Congrats!

    But you dont have 10,000 posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Hey, congrats - your 2nd girl?
    Thanks! Yup, second girl. Ugh.

    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Congrats!

    But you dont have 10,000 posts.
    Thanks and I haaaad 10,000 posts. A bunch were lost in the deletion of the Hotties forum.

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    CONGRATS!!!! Did you smoke a cigar?

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