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    For My 10,000th Post...

    ...I'd like to announce that the wife and I just found out that we are expecting our third kid. No, this was not planned (just like the second one!) but we're thrilled anyway.

    It's a known fact that every woman in a five mile radius begins to ovulate every time I get an erection. My wife just happened to get in the way of a particularly angry one.

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    congrats on both achievements!

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    Congrtats to you and the MRS. With 10,000 posts, my guess is this blessed event happened during Sandy?
    Last edited by section314; 02-02-2013 at 04:23 PM. Reason: spelling

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    Congratulations to you and your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by section314 View Post
    Congrtats to you and the MRS. With 10,000 posts, my guess is this blessed event happened during Sandy?
    oh mah gawd, a tree just fell on our car, we just lost power, the babies are terrified, Breezy is burning, Rockaway and Manhattan are under water and I just vomited on myself out of fear. What do we do?





    BOING!!!!!!!










    COngrats, weirdo, its mine.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    COngrats, weirdo, its mine.
    I just looked it up and this is legally binding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I just looked it up and this is legally binding.
    When the baby pops out with a toupe', takes one look at you and goes "nice robe, mongo! Thaaaaaaats right!" then scampers up to the globes for a quick slurpy......while still staring at you....... I'll still deny it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    wtf is that, a radiation casualty?









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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    When the baby pops out with a toupe', takes one look at you and goes "nice robe, mongo! Thaaaaaaats right!" then scampers up to the globes for a quick slurpy......while still staring at you....... I'll still deny it.

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    Your daughter is weird.


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    Thank you!!

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    I thought you couldn't get pregnant from buttsex...

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    Congrats to both of you, JT!


    Maybe for 20,000 you can announce a JT Industries IPO exclusive for the Hampur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    ...I'd like to announce that the wife and I just found out that we are expecting our third kid. No, this was not planned (just like the second one!) but we're thrilled anyway.

    It's a known fact that every woman in a five mile radius begins to ovulate every time I get an erection. My wife just happened to get in the way of a particularly angry one.
    Did you mistake her for a dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    ...I'd like to announce that the wife and I just found out that we are expecting our third kid. No, this was not planned (just like the second one!) but we're thrilled anyway.

    It's a known fact that every woman in a five mile radius begins to ovulate every time I get an erection. My wife just happened to get in the way of a particularly angry one.
    Why was the mailman angry?















    Congrats

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    Congrats

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    oh great

    another red diaper baby

    (matches the robe)

    in the dark, i guess dildoughs and turkey basters look alike
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 02-02-2013 at 07:11 PM.

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    Congrats on the third kid. I hope the baby is healthy and you live a long life.

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    More power to you. Kids suck.

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    ^^ exactly.



    Nice going, dumbass.


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    Congrats JT.

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