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Thread: Beyonce's Quads

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    Beyonce's Quads

    Jesus.

    I bet she can squat more weight than Michael Turner.

    Beyonce "Quadzilla" Knowles-Carter.

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    She could kill you with those thighs...... iffn you was lucky.

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    She's still beautiful. But I noticed she was beginning to show signs of getting "rough around the edges". Also a more pronounced masculine
    facial characteristic. Maybe PED's?

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    I bet she'd be more durable at running back than Joe McKnight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFB View Post
    I bet she'd be more durable at running back than Joe McKnight.
    Definitely fumble less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    She could kill you with those thighs...... iffn you was lucky.
    I'd volunteer for the experiment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    I'd volunteer for the experiment
    Quadilicious


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    I will never understand why she married that drug-dealin camel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    I will never understand why she married that drug-dealin camel.
    He has sold approximately 50 million albums worldwide, while receiving fourteen Grammy Awards for his musical work, and numerous additional nominations.[6][7] Consistently ranked as one of the greatest rappers of all-time he was ranked #1 by MTV in their list of The Greatest MCs of All-Time in 2006.

    Jay-Z co-owns the 40/40 Club, is part-owner of the NBA's Brooklyn Nets and is also co-creator of the line Rocawear.[11] He is the former CEO of Def Jam Recordings, co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Records, and the founder of Roc Nation. As an artist, he holds the record for most number one albums by a solo artist on the Billboard 200 with twelve.

    He's worth 475 million.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
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    A fellow cane shaker friend who also was not thrilled with the half time show told me "My wife turns it on..... and all I see is redwood legs on the stage doing some type of movement like their arses were on fire"


    lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    A fellow cane shaker friend who also was not thrilled with the half time show told me "My wife turns it on..... and all I see is redwood legs on the stage doing some type of movement like their arses were on fire"


    lol


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    if they are redwoods, then call me a tree hugger

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    I think she's beautiful and talented. But man those are some SERIOUS quads.

    She could probably leg press the Super Dome.

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    Well all this cane shaker has to say is, "Jay Z you are one lucky bastard"! I would also would not mind a bit of Destiny child either, Black is sure beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    A fellow cane shaker friend who also was not thrilled with the half time show told me "My wife turns it on..... and all I see is redwood legs on the stage doing some type of movement like their arses were on fire"


    lol


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    I want to go to this guy's Super Bowl party.

    "Hey, thanks for having us over, what kind of beer do you have?"

    "I have two choices: Schlitz and go **** yourself."

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    Well ya know she was bred for that...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKtIqXMpHcY

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    Quote Originally Posted by fltflo View Post
    Black is sure beautiful
    +100000000



    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I want to go to this guy's Super Bowl party.

    "Hey, thanks for having us over, what kind of beer do you have?"

    "I have two choices: Schlitz and go **** yourself."



    Pretty much.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I want to go to this guy's Super Bowl party.

    "Hey, thanks for having us over, what kind of beer do you have?"

    "I have two choices: Schlitz and go **** yourself."
    LOL! Any shot at all that guy is serving "whimsical reds" from the Côtes du Rhône or putting out a "flame your own" crème brûlée bar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by isired View Post
    Look at that shot. Then go back and read post #3 in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isired View Post
    Awful. That's what worshiping the devil will do to you. Lol

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