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Thread: Beyonce's Quads

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    Quote Originally Posted by PMarsico9 View Post
    Jesus.

    I bet she can squat more weight than Michael Turner.

    Beyonce "Quadzilla" Knowles-Carter.
    I have been remiss in lauding your post and thread title. I laugh every time I see the thread name. Well done, muchacho.

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    Im considering a big Easter get together, where can I order a coupleof those hams?

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    I think she's lipsynching those gang signs

    Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I think she's lipsynching those gang signs

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    I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.
    lol.


    i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    lol.


    i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.
    Meet you there. I'll bring the lip balm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.
    like your upcoming 25,000th post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    like your upcoming 25,000th post
    Did I commit to something special? My memory is quickly deteriorating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Meet you there. I'll bring the lip balm.
    Dont forget the penicillin and bulllet proof vest.

    She's gangsta.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Dont forget the penicillin and bulllet proof vest.

    She's gangsta.

    I'm also extending my offer of ardent oral volunteerism to this young entertainer. Although for reasons only he may divulge, I believe Dirtstar has an advantage over me to win her dewy charms.

    Can't put my finger on it, but there is just something special about her dress.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'm also extending my offer of ardent oral volunteerism to this young entertainer. Although for reasons only he may divulge, I believe Dirtstar has an advantage over me to win her dewy charms.

    Can't put my finger on it, but there is just something special about her dress.






    speaking of thunderous thighs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    speaking of thunderous thighs
    Rihanna's legs are silky goodness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    lol.


    i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.
    Get in line guys, been on the line for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Rihanna's legs are silky goodness.

    i would last a rock-solid 9.3 seconds after first contact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCITSCAT View Post
    Get in line guys, been on the line for years.
    LOL. You get the email from the fan club's chapter president? Nigel wants us to come up with novel baked good concepts for the Second Annual Rihanna Bake
    Sale & Pants Check. I can't wait. Thinking about making a mocha frosted bundt cake.

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