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    35,000 Posts, *****es!

    How the hell could anyone have so much to say, and yet say so little?

    Seriously, there may be bagpipes with less hot air in them than whats in me.

    35,000 posts in 9 years. About 10 posts a day, every day, for just over 9 years.....

    And to think, two of the select few with more, #1 and # ever, are both Pats Fans. Can't say I'd ever have thought that'd be the case.

    35,000.

    Sorry, no great news like Things had. No WarFist spawning pool for me to glow over like a fawning father fish. Society is all the better for it, I'd say.

    Today, I consider myself, the derpiest derp, of the wargarbl of the blurf.

    P.S. I still think you all are a bunch of cliqey hamper elitists.

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    Congrats















    I think

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    Kudos and deepest sympathies.

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    Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

    As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

    His choking screams will form one last sentence

    "You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"



    Thankee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

    As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

    His choking screams will form one last sentence

    "You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"



    Thankee.

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    How is Stokes anyway?

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    You have earned your cane to shake.

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    Dwarfish give us the,names of the most despised posters over your years here. Beginning to current. Top fifteen lets say.

    Edit congrats as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

    As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

    His choking screams will form one last sentence

    "You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"



    Thankee.

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    Holy LOLGFY!

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    Meal a naidheachd!

    JI would not be the same without you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    How the hell could anyone have so much to say, and yet say so little?

    Seriously, there may be bagpipes with less hot air in them than whats in me.

    35,000 posts in 9 years. About 10 posts a day, every day, for just over 9 years.....

    And to think, two of the select few with more, #1 and # ever, are both Pats Fans. Can't say I'd ever have thought that'd be the case.

    35,000.

    Sorry, no great news like Things had. No WarFist spawning pool for me to glow over like a fawning father fish. Society is all the better for it, I'd say.

    Today, I consider myself, the derpiest derp, of the wargarbl of the blurf.

    P.S. I still think you all are a bunch of cliqey hamper elitists.
    SAR I is banned and asked me to pass this long..

    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Congrats Warfish, you are an invaluable poster to the board, and I look forward to more spirited banter with you in the future, after my ban is lifted.

    PS: You're so right about me never being able to give an actual solution to the Jets problems (i.e. who I WANT to take over as the Jets head coach, etc). I can't help it, I'm an attention whore. Anyway, cheers mate, and here's to 35,000 more!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Somewhere a doddering, mute, pale little man with small hands is collecting all your posts and lovingly placing them in a leather bound book. One day, when he feels the time is right, he will undertake a journey to your home, where, after responding to a faint knocking at your door, you will find the tome, wrapped in parchment, on your steps.

    As you look up, you will be blinded by a whooshing concussion of flame as the little man self immolates in tribute to all that crap....you said.

    His choking screams will form one last sentence

    "You were wrong about Woodhead. Thaaaaaaaats riiiiiiiiiiiiiii"



    Thankee.

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    Wait, if the guy's a mute, how does he scream the woodhead line?


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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Wait, if the guy's a mute, how does he scream the woodhead line?

    DUde, you ruined it.

    Stopped reading my posts closely.



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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Wait, if the guy's a mute, how does he scream the woodhead line?

    SRSLY? You just noticed 32's posts don't make a lot of sense?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    SRSLY? You just noticed 32's posts don't make a lot of sense?
    And you thought I was the idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    And you thought I was the idiot.

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    On the other hand...strangers are carefully reading whatever you are typing.

    That's effed up.

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    You could be TX. 55,000+ posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    DUde, you ruined it.

    Stopped reading my posts closely.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKg61sa6Gkw

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    posts in the gameday threads shouldn't count.


    "What a throw"

    "omg - love me some ____"

    "jesus refs"

    "yes"

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    What was SAR band for? Beating a dead horse?


    Congrats, Fist. So how much time you figure you've wasted typing messages instead of masturbating?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradis View Post
    posts in the gameday threads shouldn't count.


    "What a throw"

    "omg - love me some ____"

    "jesus refs"

    "yes"
    In the Super Bowl thread, moments after the ravens clinched it, someone posted "ravens win".


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