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Thread: a new hero for teh Hampur?

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    a new hero for teh Hampur?

    sometimes there's a man...

    I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero?

    but sometimes, there's a man. and I'm talkin' about this dude right here:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4EWAhMTb4

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    Our next Senator...or congressman...if we're lucky.

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    That guy is at every Dead show.

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    You have to admire a guy, that no matter how hippy dippy he sounds, no matter what bizarre situation he unwittingly finds himself in, he has decided that smashing someone in their ******g head.... is always the solution.

    And he's still walking around talking to reporters.

    Me? I start sweating if I think I tipped 19 percent by accident.

    If SOoth doesnt make this guy the only moderator on Draft Insider, pronto, he's missing the boat.



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    Spicoli for the 21st Century. This new guy is a classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZQwnJTPh-M

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    love how he switches from stoner to ghetto, then back again, all the while not breathing between sentences.

    and how do you hit someone with a hatchet and not kill them?

    meh - too fried. prefer stoners to be like Jay and Silent Bob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You have to admire a guy, that no matter how hippy dippy he sounds, no matter what bizarre situation he unwittingly finds himself in, he has decided that smashing someone in their ******g head.... is always the solution.

    And he's still walking around talking to reporters.

    Me? I start sweating if I think I tipped 19 percent by accident.

    If SOoth doesnt make this guy the only moderator on Draft Insider, pronto, he's missing the boat.



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    I bet just hearing that guy talk makes you itch for the feel of a nightstick in your hand again.

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    I bet that guy has a "Mean People Suck" on the back of his car. If he had one that is.

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    That was so awesome I watched it twice. Reminds me of college.

    Reporter: "Would you do it again?

    Dirty Hero: "Club him in the head with a hatchet?...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I bet just hearing that guy talk makes you itch for the feel of a nightstick in your hand again.
    Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

    True story.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

    True story.




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    Nobody wants to hear the Justin Volpe story again.

    Maybe JT...but I'm not here to judge.
    Last edited by frostlich; 02-05-2013 at 06:00 PM.

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    From now on, Mods don't wield the "Ban-Hammer"...

    They give the Kai-bosh!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    From now on, Mods don't wield the "Ban-Hammer"...

    They give the Kai-bosh!!!

    LMAO!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

    True story.




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    Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?























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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?























    You know that place in teh small of your back that you can't reach when it itches? Money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

    True story.
    no wonder you USED to be a cop, then




























    amirite?

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    LOL!!! "frieghtrain riders know this"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I want to use this quote in a conversation at my next party.

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    That kid was whacked out.

    LMAO at the freight train comment too.

    Crossfire, make a Cobra Kai picture!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?






















    teh sexual hijinks back at the stationhouse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?
















    Actually, I dont know. They taught us how to use it, then released us into a world where people cant wait to tape us using it..... to get us fired.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    no wonder you USED to be a cop, then


    amirite?
    No, its why I lasted as long as I did, prolly.

    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    teh sexual hijinks back at the stationhouse
    No. Only person who ever got the stick from me, was some crackhaid chick who whacked me in the face with a 32 pack of pampers. Was like getting slammed with a full suitcase that fell out of a landing airplane.

    Had to whack-a-mole her on her kerchiefed shnoggin to give me chance to recover my senses.



    Now, if someone had taped that...first prize, Americas funniest home video's, no doubt.

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