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Thread: "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby"

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    "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby"

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...an-baby-687431

    When it comes to post-arrest statements, the admissions made by a Texas man busted for having sex with a horse are a good reminder why suspects should take advantage of their right to remain silent.

    In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.

    Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”

    Which is what occurred, Mendoza, seen at right, told Sergeant Raymond Jansky.

    “I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

    The horse lover, whose rap sheet included a wide variety of felony and misdemeanor collars, later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.


    Bravo Andrew, bravo. This guy is pure Hampur.

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    I wouldn't have pled guilty. I would have intimidated the horse from testifying at trial by.....putting a human head in its stall?

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    Texas.


    Ohio.


    Florida.



    Giggity gig gig gig gig gig gig gig gig GIG.

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    wait - he got undressed?

    why - to make it more romantic for the horse?

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    Does he mean centaur?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    blew a nut in the horse.

    Can you imagine what the inventor of nuts thinks of this statement?






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    Most of the many Hampurite horse-humpers are steering clear of this thread, I see.

    Too soon?

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    That explains that

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    Manbearpig must have been a helluva party.

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    For the horse's sake I hope he wore one of these

    http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-.../dp/B003G4IM4S


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    "You just got up and left without so much as a goodbye! You haven't called, sent flowers or anything. I guess it wasn't as special for you as it was for me."


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    southside tried that once.


    the horse said neigh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    southside tried that once.


    the horse said neigh.
    You've been working on that one since 5:30 yesterday, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    You've been working on that one since 5:30 yesterday, huh?
    try the veal

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    wait - he got undressed?

    why - to make it more romantic for the horse?

    Of course, he is not a savage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Can you imagine what the inventor of nuts thinks of this statement?






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    Cant believe I got away with this one. I've posted some stupid ****, but this.......wtf does that even mean. Inventor of.. nuts. What an dooshbarg.

    You are all weak, I should have been lambasted.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Cant believe I got away with this one. I've posted some stupid ****, but this.......wtf does that even mean. Inventor of.. nuts. What an dooshbarg.

    You are all weak, I should have been lambasted.


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    Pretty sure 70% of the Hampur has you on ignore.

    As for me, it made perfect sense. I may have even larfed....can't remember that far back

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Texas.


    Ohio.


    Florida.



    Giggity gig gig gig gig gig gig gig gig GIG.
    Oh, we know you love Texas, PK!

    But at least this guy is not kissing his mother on the mouth!
    *cough* upstate NY *cough*




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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Oh, we know you love Texas, PK!

    But at least this guy is not kissing his mother on the mouth!
    *cough* upstate NY *cough*




    But I don't live in Upstate NY. That's about 300 miles from me

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