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    Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

    Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker."

    The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health. Instead, they use it as an enema. They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago.

    "I started the whole debacle," Trina, who did not want to reveal her last name, told ABCNews.com. "Then it took on a life of its own. I twice tried to stop and felt worse, so I do this every day and as much as I can. But it's very time-consuming."

    "I love the way it makes me feel," said Trina. "It gives me a sense of euphoria."

    The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did "nine or 10" in a 24-hour period.

    Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, "Oh my god, how disgusting," but then he tried it, "and now I am addicted."

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/florida...ry?id=18433235

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    When asked, "How do you take your coffee?" She replied, "In my ass, thank you, no cream."

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    These folks are definitely butt-chuggers.

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    so, how many hampurites have tried this during teh snow storm?


    other than Things, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    so, how many hampurites have tried this during teh snow storm?


    other than Things, of course.
    Shut yr fOOK up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    so, how many hampurites have tried this during teh snow storm?


    other than Things, of course.
    I used McDOnalds coffee, so it scalded my colon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I used McDOnalds coffee, so it scalded my colon.


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    LOL.

    Pure Hampur brilliance right there.

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    Should add a little alcohol to the mix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Should add a little alcohol to the mix.
    I wouldn't want to be him when his wife gets pissed at him.

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    In reality you can put just about anything up your ass. I heard alot of drug addicts have gone this route. Especially the oxy Roxy crowd. If I was still a vicious alcoholic I might have tried to pour a bottle of jack Daniels up my ass to see what's what.
    Last edited by thebigragu; 02-10-2013 at 09:06 AM. Reason: Strong emphasis on POUR a bottle

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    In reality you can put just about anything up your ass. I heard alot of drug addicts have gone this route. Especially the oxy Roxy crowd. If I was still a vicious alcoholic I might have tried to pour a bottle of jack Daniels up my ass to see what's what.
    You could use a beer bong, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    "Slimming" is also known as "boofing," which sounds sexier.

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    Getting drunk without having alcohol on your breath sounds like a big plus to me. Might make workdays for interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    How about that. -Mel Allen

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    They both have grounds for divorce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    They both have grounds for divorce
    can any of our mods figure out which Hampur member has the most last posts in a thread - hence he'll assume the title "ThreadKiller"

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