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Thread: Too much backdoor action has made it Meh... with women u *****es

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski View Post
    I know what you mean. I eventually tired of threesomes in college that I longed for that intimacy of having sex with just one woman who is into you. The challenge of pleasing two (and once three!) women got tiring after a couple of dozen times.
    +1, yet on I plod.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Seeing the avatar image, I thought Gata had started this thread. Rapid deflation occurred once I realized it was Ragu.

    Wow, that would have made for an unbelievably fascinating thread.
    Lol that would have broken all the records. You probably got so excited poured a glass of scotch put in some phantom of the opera type music ready to hit that keyboard annnnnnnnnnd RAGU! Sorry man

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski View Post
    I know what you mean. I eventually tired of threesomes in college that I longed for that intimacy of having sex with just one woman who is into you. The challenge of pleasing two (and once three!) women got tiring after a couple of dozen times.
    even back then you were into the Tom-Tom CLub.

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    BTW, while at the check out counters, I always see Cosmo with "32 Crazy Sex Tips! Shock him Tonight!" or whatever. What are these sex tips for the ladies? Are they "Try taking his penis in your mouth for once" or more "crazy" like they advertise of "Let him dabble in your nether region"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    "Try taking his penis in your mouth for once"
    you've been a lot funnier since the snowblower explosion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you've been a lot funnier since the snowblower explosion
    +1.

    We have to get into his garage, somehow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you've been a lot funnier since the snowblower explosion
    A brush with almost certain death will do that to a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    A brush with almost certain death will do that to a man.
    "Who is this man that summons FIRE from snow?!? Let's venture to his home and ogle!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    BTW, while at the check out counters, I always see Cosmo with "32 Crazy Sex Tips! Shock him Tonight!" or whatever. What are these sex tips for the ladies? Are they "Try taking his penis in your mouth for once" or more "crazy" like they advertise of "Let him dabble in your nether region"?
    Its probably "stick your finger in his butt" type stuff. or maybe some grundel action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath View Post
    Its probably "stick your finger in his butt" type stuff. or maybe some grundel action.
    first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post

    We have to get into his garage, somehow.
    Homo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.
    I can't help but picture you're avatar saying that (and every other post) whilst spitting tobacco with thumbs pulling on suspenders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    I can't help but picture you're avatar saying that (and every other post) whilst spitting tobacco with thumbs pulling on suspenders.
    Vermont Contractors - Well-Digging and Buggery

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.
    Good job explaining anal intimacy, Marquis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.
    Ahead of her time, or sick to her stomach from your intermittent gas releases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    even back then you were into the Tom-Tom CLub.
    I don't mind you coming here
    And wasting all my time time

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    LMFAO, until the last post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    LMFAO, until the last post.
    Lol thread killah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    And wasting all my time time
    Is there anything richer than self-writing Irony?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.

    Super gross. Did she smell her finger afterwards? I think she smelled her finger, she seems like that kinda girl.

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