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    Do I have a problem?

    I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

    The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

    Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.

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    You're probably drunk and don't know it. It'll hit you all at once.

    How high up in the mountains are you?

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    At least you aren't gRunK.

    I believe that's where you have one b*tch drink and act like your drunk by typing like a 4th grader who is pretending to be drunk.

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    you have a problem.

    has nothing to do with alcohol though.

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    First sign of alcoholism, being in the mountains and talking to us instead of tagging the wife, second sign of alcoholism high tolerance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    you have a problem.

    has nothing to do with alcohol though.
    Tell me something I don't already know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_0515 View Post
    You're probably drunk and don't know it. It'll hit you all at once.

    How high up in the mountains are you?
    Catskill region near Bel Ayre ski slopes.

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    If your pants are off and you're chasing the cat around with a bottle of vasoline you have a problem ... Otherwise you're ok







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    The way I see it, an "alcohol problem" is when there's not enough booze.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lamont_jordan_rules View Post
    If your pants are off and you're chasing the cat around with a bottle of vasoline you have a problem ... Otherwise you're ok







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    Lol

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    Crank Megadeth Devils Island at 11, see if wife still digs you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourceworx View Post
    I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

    The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

    Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.
    Perhaps you have perfected a non-alcoholic brew by accident.

    Its not like you arent a bellicose moron prone to mistake.

    Yesterday was epic by even my standards.

    skii'd until 1, drank until 5 at the lodge, two hour nap, drank from 8 to 1 at friends house, then got to watch said friend (an EPIC ball breaker) scoot out of his house to try to return a 30 pack of crap beer I brought with me as I warmed up my car.

    He slips on the ice, the 30 pack hits the ground, splits open.. and rains beer cans all over him as the kids howl. The beer cans then rolled down his ridiculously angled driveway with him scurrying on his hands and knees after them.

    This, coupled with his Italian ancestry, will fuel my torture of him for at least the rest of 2013.



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    Lol

    That is great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourceworx View Post
    Lol

    That is great!
    I think the idea of that that p*ss water beer being left in his house drove him to desperate measures.

    I couldnt come empty handed.


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    I'd say no you don't have a problem. Most people with problems will hide the fact. You are a good ole American beer chugger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourceworx View Post
    I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

    The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

    Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.
    Sounds like you're a raging alcoholic my friend.....

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    A sure sign of an alcoholic is drinking alone but your wife is there so no worries. Carry on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourceworx View Post
    Tell me something I don't already know.
    You'll be OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourceworx View Post
    I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.
    guys, I think you misunderstood: he's trapped in a cabin and drinking his urine.

    as long as you don't do it after you're rescued, you should be fine

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