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Thread: Oscar Pistorius (Blade dude) Mistakes GF for Burglar and Kills Her

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    Bad thread title?

    More like they argued for hours (neighbors heard loud yelling), then he murdered her in cold blood, tried to lie about it, and the police charged him with murder anyway

    There's just no feel-good story in sports anymore these days. Everyone either cheats (PEDs) or commits some crime it seems. Awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    He got dealt a sh*t leg.




    x-pollination FTW

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    AP is reporting that one of Pastorius' legs was found in a Florham Park MRI machine. Santonio Holmes is being sought for questioning.

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    Good luck to him in court. Dude doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    Good luck to him in court. Dude doesn't have a leg to stand on.
    It was funnier the first time I heard it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    It was funnier the first time I heard it...
    You know what was funnier the first time I heard it? Your mother, now suck my balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    You know what was funnier the first time I heard it? Your mother, now suck my balls.
    My mother was mistaken as a home invader and shot dead. Thanks for besmirching her memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    My mother was mistaken as a home invader and shot dead. Thanks for besmirching her memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Wow! What a news day!


    This post isn't getting the LOLs it deserves.

    LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by SlickBri481 View Post
    Bad thread title?

    More like they argued for hours (neighbors heard loud yelling), then he murdered her in cold blood, tried to lie about it, and the police charged him with murder anyway

    There's just no feel-good story in sports anymore these days. Everyone either cheats (PEDs) or commits some crime it seems. Awesome
    When I posted it the news had just hit the stands, and there were no reports that he shot her 4 times.

  10. #50
    While I do not believe the burglary angle one bit, I would like to point out that it's not as implausible as everyone thinks.

    I was in South Africa for 10 days about 2 years ago and everyone has walls around their property and there's a lot done to keep criminals 'out'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    They're gonna have to make the prison walls higher to keep him from hopping out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Did the other person at the concert have a good time too?
    I lolzd

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    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    You know what was funnier the first time I heard it? Your mother, now suck my balls.
    Wow, that really escalated quickly!

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    He'll be an easy target to get ass raped in jail. Nowhere to run nowhere to hide.

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    Wow, must still be tired, or drunk. I've read this thread 22 times, and when I looked at the title today, I thought it said ".... Makes GF a Burger then Kills Her".


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    Prosecution is saying he shot her (4x) through a closed door after she'd locked herself in the bathroom.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...charge.html?hp

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Prosecution is saying he shot her (4x) through a closed door after she'd locked herself in the bathroom.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...charge.html?hp
    He will be "walking on his stumps" quite a bit in prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Did the other person at the concert have a good time too?
    Lmao!


    Quote Originally Posted by McGinley View Post
    You know what was funnier the first time I heard it? Your mother, now suck my balls.
    You are thisclose to a long, long ban for this sort of thing.

    Your decision.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You are thisclose to a long, long ban for this sort of thing.

    Your decision.
    Wait...whut?

    HIS decision?

    How come its never my decision?




























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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Prosecution is saying he shot her (4x) through a closed door after she'd locked herself in the bathroom.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...charge.html?hp
    That certainly explains why she was on the sink.
    No way he gets off...unless they try the case in the USA.

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