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The depths of Despair.
Originally Posted by Sourceworx
I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.
The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?
Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.
Perhaps you have perfected a non-alcoholic brew by accident.
Its not like you arent a bellicose moron prone to mistake.
Yesterday was epic by even my standards.
skii'd until 1, drank until 5 at the lodge, two hour nap, drank from 8 to 1 at friends house, then got to watch said friend (an EPIC ball breaker) scoot out of his house to try to return a 30 pack of crap beer I brought with me as I warmed up my car.
He slips on the ice, the 30 pack hits the ground, splits open.. and rains beer cans all over him as the kids howl. The beer cans then rolled down his ridiculously angled driveway with him scurrying on his hands and knees after them.
This, coupled with his Italian ancestry, will fuel my torture of him for at least the rest of 2013.