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    southside tries to pay for seks, everything goes horribly wrong

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...ls-piggy-bank/


    Boy hires hooker who pepper-sprays him, steals piggy-bank

    A teenage boy who used an iPad to arrange a meeting with a prostitute ended up with a different experience than he'd intended.

    The boy, 14, from the Chicago suburb Prospect Heights, set up the intended encounter using a website for sexual liaisons, police say.

    CBS Chicago reports when the woman arrived at the teenager's home Wednesday, she allegedly sprayed him with pepper spray, stole the iPad, a piggy-bank and a jar full of money.

    Police were able to track the suspect when she later used the iPad.

    Dareka Brooks, 22, of Milwaukee, was charged with one count of armed robbery. Her bond was set at $10,000. Her next court appearance is set for May 31.

    The teenage victim is safe, police said.

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    I claim intellectual property rights on the term "iPud" in relation to this story and any future sales resulting from its use.

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    Why God invented the Outcall

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    That's why I don't feel bad when pimps smack hookers around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    The teenage victim is safe, police said.
    Who wrote this copy?

    Not to be a d1ck, but what the heck does safe mean?

    I mean, it has no bearing on the status of injuries possibly suffered during the heinous attack, it merely refers to his current status danger wise, and since the whoo-hah is in jail of course he is safe, unless he is currently dialing up another whoo-hah to come visit him.

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    Did she break the artsy fartsy thing?

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    I don't have to pay for sex.... only strippers.... if that makes sense.


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    Poor little guy. He tried to pay for sex and then paid for it.


    In 30 years he'll be paying for it again. Through his company insurance plan. For Cialis or Viagra. Viagra makes it so that when you're 40, you have enough ball juice to fix the ignition system on your 69 Mustang and have enough leftover to throw your seahag the acorn....

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    That's why I don't feel bad when pimps smack hookers around.
    Yeah, that's why.

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    stole the iPad, a piggy-bank and a jar full of money.

    14-year-old boys have piggy banks???


    What's next -- headbands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    Did she break the artsy fartsy thing?

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    Guido the killer pimp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Guido the killer pimp!


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    What a tool. He could have had such a better experience....if he'd used a Samsung product.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    What a tool. He could have had such a better experience....if he'd used a Samsung product.
    Come clean....this is how you lost your IPod as well.....amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    14-year-old boys have piggy banks???


    What's next -- headbands?


    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Come clean....this is how you lost your IPod as well.....amirite?
    Nicely played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Come clean....this is how you lost your IPod as well.....amirite?
    No comment.


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