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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    +1; another ham-fisted car "salesman". His sweet compensation deal is exposed because he's unorganized... Sucks for everybody.

    Or turkey-leg fisted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Or turkey-leg fisted.
    He could just tell the dealer that his newly leased car was in a horrific crash with a turkey-wielding senior citizen on a 3HP scooter. Say the senior citizen is fine, the scooter sustained minimal damage...but the car was totaled, I mean complete mangled mess....and it also smells like Thanksgiving!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Or turkey-leg fisted.
    He'll be sales-manager-fisted this afternoon.


    Last edited by WestCoastOffensive; 02-28-2013 at 11:58 AM.

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    Also it sounds like your car salesman has a promising future in liberating Nigerian royalty via email.

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    I would tell him to show me where in writing it says that I got a $1,000 discount for it and that You have to give them a copy of your old lease. I highly doubt it does.

    Then I probably would tell him I will give it to him if he gave me, in writing, at least half of the money.

    If not...

    GFY
    Last edited by crossfire; 02-28-2013 at 12:06 PM.

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    Tebow sucks. He's not an NFL quarterback.....oh, sorry. Wrong thread.

    PS - I like the Ebay idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    You seem to be an Subject Matter Expert regarding mouth-breathing finger-sniffers. You favor the direct approach? This is good news.

    I have troubles with these types, as well.

    Considering that I've been working exclusively with federal government clients for almost a decade, I'd better be a MBFS SME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    "The lease is a done deal. Anything extra and I'll refer it to my lawyer."
    Great answer, think that this is a winner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    This!

    That $1,000 is pure profit to the dealer. It's a $1,000 rebate of some sort that he never told you about.


    A few options...

    1. Offer to Sell it to him for $900.

    2. Email him a link to an eBay posting where you have it up for auction with an opening bid of...$900.

    EDIT: If he puts in a bid...you then bid $905.

    3. Follow green's plan...but use a hot air balloon...preferably not an Egyptian one.

    4. Trade the lease paper for 3 years of free oil changes and services.
    Easy there Tranny. We better at least get a conditional draft pick out of the deal.

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