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Thread: Ok, lemme try this.... I got a hernia B**CHES!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.
    Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.
    I like "CervixThumper".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.
    More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.
    oUR TheMe song can be "What is HIPPA?" by TOwer of Metamucil.


    What is HIPPA, anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    oUR TheMe song can be "What is HIPPA?" by TOwer of Metamucil.


    What is HIPPA, anyway?
    I'd really like to know-a.

    But what is hippa today, might become passť.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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    Hah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NxYxJets View Post
    It is not emergent. I trust what the doc says. Why wouldn't he want to get paid? I am insured. He is also a fellow Jet fan might I add. Being that it isn't that serious, I think putting it off until I get back from vacation is reasonable.
    I think if you swallow enough gum, it should patch up the hole. Get to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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    I was in mid-glug of some coffee when I read that, coffee is everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Hah?
    That moment when she was expecting "A"... but got "B". The face ensues.

    Common


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    That moment when she was expecting "A"... but got "B". The face ensues.

    Common


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    The first time that B is up her ass, she'll be damn glad it isn't an A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    The first time that B is up her ass, she'll be damn glad it isn't an A.
    Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".



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    Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"
    or The Backdoor Befuddler?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    or The Backdoor Befuddler?
    "The RedRumpRhino".

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    The red-Robed Turd burglar

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    The red-Robed Turd burglar

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    "Mr. Flesh Colonic".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    I know with an inguinal hernia, the risk if left as is, is that the intestines that are "popping out" can get strangulated, which would be, I assume, very bad.

    I had one fixed about 5-6 years ago. In and out same day, some soreness getting from a prone position to sitting up, or sitting down on the ****ter, but not a real big deal TBH.
    I had inguinal 8 years ago, killer, still holding. Between my knee and groin I predict the weather pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"
    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    or The Backdoor Befuddler?
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    "The RedRumpRhino".
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    The red-Robed Turd burglar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    "Mr. Flesh Colonic".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.
    Wow, down to calling each other by shortened names of aliases. It's like we're all friends or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Wow, down to calling each other by shortened names of aliases. It's like we're all friends or something.
    Don't kid yourself. Any one of these Hampurites would anally rape your mother while pouring sugar in your gas tank.

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