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    Woman hides gun in heynannynanny & meth in her rectum

    http://www.sickonews.com/filled-woma...in-her-rectum/


    Didn't they say, try and try until you succeed? In this case, kudos to the woman who tried and tried until she got busted.

    It was said that a 28-year-old woman, Christie Dawn Harris, was found to be hiding meth in her rectum and an actual five-shot revolver with rounds in the chamber inserted in her vagina.

    Smoking Gun reported, "An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.

    The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right.

    At the lockup, Harris was directed to change out of her clothes into “jail clothing.” When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, Harris “advised that she was on her period and did not want to.”

    Harris eventually complied with the cop’s order. “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”"

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    Hot or Not? She gets an A for effort yeesh

    Is she up for Hamper playmate of the year?

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    Meth eh?

    A gunshot to the vag might be an improvement.

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    New meaning to "beaver shot"

    How was her grouping?

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    Bone melter.


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    Drug addicts will do anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    New meaning to "beaver shot"

    How was her grouping?
    A little spread out, unsurprisingly... though its the first time she's had only 5 loads insider of her in months.

    Business must be slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    A little spread out, unsurprisingly... though its the first time she's had only 5 loads insider of her in months.

    Business must be slow.

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    You know if I started this thread it would read "Woman hides gun in her twat & meth in her ass"


    gotta keep you guys nimble

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    You know if I started this thread it would read "Woman hides gun in her twat & meth in her ass"


    gotta keep you guys nimble


    Personally, I try to imagine a guy in his cubicle with a nosy neighbor.

    When he peeks...what does he see?

    Thats why we try to limit the language and near nekkid shots that pop up in non hotties lounge threads. Lots of guys ripping off their companies here through sloth and neglect....need protection.

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    Happens all the time. Women think cops wont check there

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    Pretty extreme stuff. Most disheartening thing I ever saw was wimmens using their infants as drug mules. Saw a few guys boof shanks, one boofed a razor blade. That's just hardcore.

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    It's going to take a shotgun to impress me

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    New meaning to "beaver shot"

    How was her grouping?
    LOL! I immediately thought of Jim Bouton's, "Ball Four", with Mick and Whitey going "beaver shooting".

    Also, anyone else notice that this story was initially reported by a media outlet called "Smoking Gun"? LOL. You can't make this stuff up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Bone melter.

    Hmmm, a lil makeover, drug rehab...might be able to do...ya know she comes with extra storage(she could carry a case o' beer in one end and a pizza in the other...hmmm




    Shoot me

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    Quote Originally Posted by LSJF View Post
    Hmmm, a lil makeover, drug rehab...might be able to do...ya know she comes with extra storage(she could carry a case o' beer in one end and a pizza in the other...hmmm




    Shoot me
    She carries metal objects inside of her. Make sure you get a tetanus shot...or strap on a magnet...just saying...

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    how big was the gun? good thing it didnt shoot its load inside her..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post


    Personally, I try to imagine a guy in his cubicle with a nosy neighbor.

    When he peeks...what does he see?

    Thats why we try to limit the language and near nekkid shots that pop up in non hotties lounge threads. Lots of guys ripping off their companies here through sloth and neglect....need protection.
    hey - they pretend to pay me so I pretend to work.

    The old "gun in vajayjay trick".

    "Don't finger me too much or I'll go off!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post


    Personally, I try to imagine a guy in his cubicle with a nosy neighbor.

    When he peeks...what does he see?

    Thats why we try to limit the language and near nekkid shots that pop up in non hotties lounge threads. Lots of guys ripping off their companies here through sloth and neglect....need protection.
    LMAO

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