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    It Kind of Looked Like a Hampur



    (03-11) 11:02 PDT SAN FRANCISCO -- A man who had his bedding on the top of an elevator car at the Montgomery Station in San Francisco was crushed Sunday night when a patron tried to take the car to the top level, BART police said.
    The subway patron was riding the elevator at Sansome and Sutter streets from the Muni Metro platform to the concourse level at 9:26 p.m. when he heard a crunching sound and a scream, said BART police Lt. Michael Hayes.
    The elevator became stuck, and the patron called police. When rescuers arrived, they found the man in the elevator shaft dead and surrounded by bedding.
    "We don't know why he sought refuge in our elevator shaft," said Luna Salaver, a BART spokeswoman. "We don't know how long he was in there and we don't know how he accessed our shaft."
    No one at BART has ever heard of a homeless person sleeping on top of an elevator car, Salaver said. Crews will examine all elevator shafts in downtown San Francisco stations Monday to make sure they are empty, she said.

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    "accessed our shaft"...lolz...oh yeah, RIP.

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    How did he sleep on top of an elevator car? That would make me nauseous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    "accessed our shaft"...lolz...oh yeah, RIP.

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    To be where little elevator cars climb halfway to the stars...

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    Kids today love crunchy screams.

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    This story makes me cringe...

    But lol at all the times they said "shaft".

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    "accessed our shaft"...lolz...oh yeah, RIP.
    it was San Fran, after all. Home of millions of "shaft accessers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    it was San Fran, after all. Home of millions of "shaft accessers"
    Actually about 800,000...multiply by 2, as they all have someone on top of them...carry the 9...1.6 million.

    Excellent, Q.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Actually about 800,000...multiply by 2, as they all have someone on top of them...carry the 9...1.6 million.

    Excellent, Q.
    WestCoastAccess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Kids today love crunchy screams.
    oh no


    no




    He died doing what he did best, being a complete ****ing idiot.

    At least he wasnt triplets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    oh no


    no




    He died doing what he did best, being a complete ****ing idiot.

    At least he wasnt triplets.

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    There is a silver lining to the story. One of the detectives investigating the tragic accident was able to get he and his partner a two-for-one lunch special deal at a nearby eatery which was only offering the promotion for another several hours.

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    And speaking of hitting the ceiling with your bed, I had a most uncomplicated Sunday morning, full of sunshine and tennis. I took a walk past Fantasy Studios and I ran across Carlton!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Well??? What does Carlton intersect with???

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    The sky was very angery that day; like an old man wandering around looking for a Jewish Deli.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Kids today love crunchy screams.
    They used to love Cap'n Crunch, now they love Cabin Crunch...

    Before: "Tear the roof off the sucker"
    After: "Tear the sucker off the roof"
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 03-11-2013 at 06:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Well??? What does Carlton intersect with???
    Last edited by crossfire; 03-11-2013 at 06:30 PM.

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