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Thread: Man Hospitalized After Hiding Beer Gut From Pretty Lady During 5 Hour Flight

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    As a result, he refrained from drinking anything for fear that he’d have to go to the bathroom upsetting his fetching neighbor by fully exposing his beer belly to her.
    I'm pretty sure she could still see it when he was sitting down.

    The seat belt extender is a dead giveaway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    What is "economy class"?

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    Your BMW

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    What is "economy class"?

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    The 3-series of airplane sections.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Your BMW

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Your BMW
    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    The 3-series of airplane sections.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Your BMW
    It's a $50,000 car, sets you back $639 a month. You driving a $149 Kia or a $199 Ford?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    The 3-series of airplane sections.
    90% of Americans make less than $100,000 a year. So you're not alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    It's a $50,000 car, sets you back $639 a month. You driving a $149 Kia or a $199 Ford?

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    My $50K Jeep Grand Cherokee doesn't run me that much a month. No free cash to put money down?




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    I always have to take a couple leaks when I'm pinned at the window seat, and the 2 mouth breathers next to me are sleeping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    I'd give her my Deep Vein Thrombosis

    YES! DRAINING THE THREE!

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    I'd give her my Deep Vein Thrombosis

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    Was the guy's thought process "oh I can't let her see my gut, I'll be embarrassed," or was it "oh I can't let her see my gut, it may spoil my chances of getting an underblanket in-flight hummer right here in the seat."?

    His thought process will be helpful in determining hampur or not hampur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Was the guy's thought process "oh I can't let her see my gut, I'll be embarrassed," or was it "oh I can't let her see my gut, it may spoil my chances of getting an underblanket in-flight hummer right here in the seat."?

    His thought process will be helpful in determining hampur or not hampur.
    He went through all that, and STILL didn't get her number.










    Definately Hampur.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    It's a $50,000 car, sets you back $639 a month. You driving a $149 Kia or a $199 Ford?

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    That's cute that you make monthly payments on that new money/wife's earnings starter car.

    I pay nothing monthly for any of my cars. Seems silly to lease or pay interest when you can pay in full up front.

    Never felt the need to tell anyone here what I drive, since I don't have an infant's penis. But since you asked, I took my A8 in to work this morning. Cost me about $90,000. I figured why not after I saved some dough on not pissing it away on PSLs.

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    That's cute that you make monthly payments on that new money/wife's earnings starter car.

    I pay nothing monthly for any of my cars. Seems silly to lease or pay interest when you can pay in full up front.

    Never felt the need to tell anyone here what I drive, since I don't have an infant's penis. But since you asked, I took my A8 in to work this morning. Cost me about $90,000. I figured why not after I saved some dough on not pissing it away on PSLs.
    Sick burn....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    My $50K Jeep Grand Cherokee doesn't run me that much a month. No free cash to put money down?



    It's because he's a fake rich guy.

    Obviously he's all about spending on credit, thus he's in over his head with debt ... probably because he loaded up on those super PSL deals. Now his credit rating is so poor he can't even get a respectable interest rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    My $50K Jeep Grand Cherokee doesn't run me that much a month. No free cash to put money down?
    I put money down, but that doesn't matter.

    My monthly payment is $639 including the money down. Not like if you put $49,000 down on a $50,000 car that you keep for 36 months it only costs you $0.75 cents a month. Still costs you $639, you just paid it early.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    It's because he's a fake rich guy.

    Obviously he's all about spending on credit, thus he's in over his head with debt ... probably because he loaded up on those super PSL deals. Now his credit rating is so poor he can't even get a respectable interest rate.
    I'm a real rich guy.

    I have no debt other than reasonable mortgages for taxation purposes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    That's cute that you make monthly payments on that new money/wife's earnings starter car.

    I pay nothing monthly for any of my cars. Seems silly to lease or pay interest when you can pay in full up front.

    Never felt the need to tell anyone here what I drive, since I don't have an infant's penis. But since you asked, I took my A8 in to work this morning. Cost me about $90,000. I figured why not after I saved some dough on not pissing it away on PSLs.
    Put two Jets hats on the trunk of your car, take a pic, post it up.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I'm a real rich guy.

    I have no debt other than reasonable mortgages for taxation purposes.

    SAR I
    I usually enjoy your shtick....it's really getting old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Put two Jets hats on the trunk of your car, take a pic, post it up.

    SAR I
    or 2 potatoes, Audi sux.




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