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    Man Hospitalized After Hiding Beer Gut From Pretty Lady During 5 Hour Flight



    Man Hospitalized After Sitting Next to Pretty Lady for Five Hour Flight


    It was a case of looks that could kill.

    On a flight between Fuzhou, Fujian and Harbin, Heilongjiang, China a 40-year-old male passenger was rushed to hospital after sitting next to an allegedly beautiful woman for the entire flight.

    On 4 March, the passenger took his window seat in economy class. Before take off he was surprised by the beautiful woman taking the seat next to him.

    However, being a middle-aged man he began to feel self-conscious about the gut he was developing. As a result, he refrained from drinking anything for fear that he’d have to go to the bathroom upsetting his fetching neighbor by fully exposing his beer belly to her.

    He also refused to stand up and stretch out of shame and remained firmly entrenched in his seat for the entire five-hour flight.

    After the plane landed at Fujian Changle International Airport the man was unable to move his body and thought he couldn’t get off then. Soon after that, he passed out.

    The man was reportedly a victim of Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) which is often poorly labeled as “economy-class syndrome.” DVT can affect susceptible people in a variety of situations including when they remain in one position for long periods of time combined with other factors.

    DVT can lead to a variety of complications including death.

    To help lower the risk of DVT, experts recommend people sitting for long periods of time to move as much as possible and drink lots of water. These, of course, are the two things this man refused to do.

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    All that and not even a reach around.

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    That guy is a *****, I keep mine sucked in at work for 8+ hours

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    I think he earned his Honorary Hampur Member card.

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    No pics, thread, worthless etc.


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    What is "economy class"?

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    What is "economy class"?

    SAR I
    Ghey

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    I've reached the point of the suck it in not even working more

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    What is "economy class"?

    SAR I
    Where Air Supply sits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    I think he earned his Honorary Hampur Member card.
    He's created a whole new category. TOTMTH

    Tits Or Take Me To Hospital

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    What is "economy class"?

    SAR I
    The upper deck of flying, burpers and farters galore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Where Air Supply sits.
    Zing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Where Air Supply sits.
    Bumped into Graeme McDowell at the Orlando airport yesterday.



    His fiance is really hot. Dozens of people were snapping pictures of Graeme and I didn't want to be the one person taking pics of her. Picture doesn't do her justice, she's gorgeous in person.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    What is "economy class"?

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    on airplanes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Bumped into Graeme McDowell at the Orlando airport yesterday.
    Who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Who?
    Obviously you're not a golfer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Obviously you're not a golfer.

    No kidding.

    So you saw a gopher at an airport, and decided to take pictures? Fascinating stuff.

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    I know a lot of stories are referred to as hampur guys, but if this doesn't sum up the qualifications then I don't know what does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Bumped into Graeme McDowell at the Orlando airport yesterday.

    His fiance is really hot. Dozens of people were snapping pictures of Graeme and I didn't want to be the one person taking pics of her. Picture doesn't do her justice, she's gorgeous in person.

    I'd give her my Deep Vein Thrombosis

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    Was debating if this guy was Hampur or not.

    For awhile I was thinking why didn't this guy "fake the stumbling whilst trying to climb over her to get by" and cop a feel. I then realized that would be a Landing Stripper move.

    Dude is definitely Hampur.

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