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    Aforementioned butt-plug:



    Lord Stokes:



    32Green hardy mums:



    This sexi guy:



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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    That was awesome; CROfire's best was "Do Not Unbanned GMCJets"
    Holy sh*t... I can't remember... What the f*ck was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    [IMG]Lord Stokes:

    This one kills me.

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    obtw - I invented this......


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Holy sh*t... I can't remember... What the f*ck was it?
    The Direct TV commercial spoof - Officer Boozer-Green is swimming from an exploded boat...

    Can't remember!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Everyone copied you except for the stuff I created-"iffin"-all mine as well as many other bon mots
    It is a bon motley crew in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    The Direct TV commercial spoof - Officer Boozer-Green is swimming from an exploded boat...

    Can't remember!
    Direct Tv





    When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored. When you get bored you start staring out windows. When you start starring out windows you see things you shouldn’t see. When you see things you shouldn’t see you need to vanish. When you need to vanish you fake your own death. When you fake your own death you dye your own eyebrows. When you dye your own eyebrows you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley. Don’t attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley.

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    Oh sh*t... I completely forgot the part about "Don't unband GMC" part.


    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.




    When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.





    When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.

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    How dare you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Oh sh*t... I completely forgot the part about "Don't unband GMC" part.


    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.




    When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.





    When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.
    Funny stuff! Thanks for posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I'm just along for the ride... I have nothing in particular to contribute
    Well well well. Lets take it to pm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Oh sh*t... I completely forgot the part about "Don't unband GMC" part.


    When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.




    When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

    When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.





    When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

    When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

    Don't unband GMCJETS.
    Lmao!

    This...Jetworks stuff...genius stuff here everyday.

    ALways a much needed laugh.

    Timmmy posts here too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao!

    This...Jetworks stuff...genius stuff here everyday.

    ALways a much needed laugh.

    Timmmy posts here too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Funny stuff! Thanks for posting.
    you invented stating you have average size hands and than modeling them in front of the camera
    Last edited by Timmy®; 03-29-2013 at 03:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you invented stating you have average size hands and than modeling them in front of the camera



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    This sexi guy:



    What was this in reference too again?
    Regarding I can't stop laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    What was this in reference too again?
    Regarding I can't stop laughing
    Jeez, I really don't remember. Obviously it had something to do with an indecent proposal, but I'm at a loss. Might have been one of my first truly Hampur-ish posts.

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    That may have been POTY, Tim...doesn't mean I won't stick you next time.


    fvcking LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    That may have been POTY, Tim...doesn't mean I won't stick you next time.


    fvcking LOL

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