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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    "Whilst"

    "Whoa."

    And my less-popular, "hand-hewn."
    Actually I invented whoa...I've got the paperwork somewhere to prove it

    Oh yeah bongopalooza but that was prehampur I feel my best days are behind me


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    Actually I invented
    there's always that guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    You ask a ****ing question, I give you a ****ing answer and then you insult me.
    you have to have something better than that.

    it would be hard not to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you have to have something better than that.

    it would be hard not to.

    "Mods?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you have to have something better than that.

    it would be hard not to.
    I think he coined, "So you're saying the mods suck?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I think he coined, "So you're saying the mods suck?"
    Don't help him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    Actually I invented whoa...I've got the paperwork somewhere to prove it

    Oh yeah bongopalooza but that was prehampur I feel my best days are behind me


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    I believe 32 said he came up with that too. Where the hell is he?

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    I ain't invented sheet

    Thankfully

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    I ain't invented sheet
    there are givers and there are takers...

    also invented

    WLF?

    and

    I'm enraged.®

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    I got nothing.


    Who is responsible for "festooned"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I'm just along for the ride... I have nothing in particular to contribute
    I'm with you. Anything I create here is public domain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    I got nothing.


    Who is responsible for "festooned"?


    I'll take that one.

    I think I mentioned it in a sentence as thusly festooned with dingleberries

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    Didn't Vick (RIP) invent :usedtobeacop: ?

    And Timmy invented the XXXXXX > Gary Moore legend.

    What about "At least he didn't suffer"? FF2?

    Well, headed down to the Garden now for the Big East Tourney and my Orangemen, I'll try to get some boob shots.

    Yeah, I invented that too.

    _

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    teh

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    I invented the Hamper 1.0 so step up and kiss my rings.

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    Nice to see you, Stokes.

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    Dayum, I don't think i've brought anything to the Hampur (insert gay joke).

    I did write the the Hampur Anthem though.

    You want answers?

    You can't handle the truth! Son, we live on a site that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by mods with ban buttons. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Paulie? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for FF2 and you curse the Hampurites. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that FF2's banishment, while tragic, probably saved revenue. And our existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, creates revenue...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want us in the Hampur. You need us in the Hampur.

    We use words like dootz, penile dysfunction, WLF...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. We have neither the time nor the inclination to explain ourselves to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of Lolzas we provide, then questions the manner in which we provide it! We'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, we suggest you put on a zebra thong and stand a post. Either way, we don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I invented the Hamper 1.0 so step up and kiss my rings.
    You also coined " great sperm of Neptune" for a frothy pic of Kelly which may be my favorite JI quote of all time lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post

    Well, headed down to the Garden ... I'll try to get some boob shots.

    Yeah, I invented that too.

    _
    Woot

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Dayum, I don't think i've brought anything to the Hampur (insert gay joke).

    I did write the the Hampur Anthem though.
    THoroughly awesome; you didn't come up with WLF? I thought I saw you do that.

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