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Thread: Rick James, Gumby, and Beth Ditto

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    Rick James, Gumby, and Beth Ditto

    BETH Ditto is a HUGE diva!
    (Ed. note: more like a huge fat pig, but this story is funny)

    The singer — who was arrested and charged early Saturday morning with disorderly conduct outside Bungalo Bar in Portland, Ore. — behaved terribly before getting cuffed, sources say.

    “When Beth and her friends came into the bar they immediately said, ‘We have a superstar out here. Can we get some service?’” an onlooker told New York Post gossip column Page Six.

    “Beth walked in and broke a glass. Bar staff cut her off and walked her out, but she just kept trying to come back in. She was screaming, ‘Don’t you know who I am? I’m Beth Ditto. Google me, b1tches’.

    “Beth went outside and stood in the street, took off her shoes and threw her purse down and started screaming ‘O-bam-a’.

    “She kept getting louder and she wouldn’t leave — she wouldn’t listen. She was a hot mess.”

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    OK, I,ll bite.....


    Who?

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    put down the twinkie long enough to google. that'll be your exercise for the week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    OK, I,ll bite.....


    Who?
    Obama.

    The guy who drops by the WHite House between Golf rounds and pick up BBall.




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    So this is Beth Ditto. Or maybe she's the person who ate Beth Ditto. And Kelly Osbourne.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    So this is Beth Ditto. Or maybe she's the person who ate Beth Ditto. And Kelly Osbourne.

    Oh man, wait til Jason SUdakis gets a load of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    So this is Beth Ditto. Or maybe she's the person who ate Beth Ditto. And Kelly Osbourne.

    ham hocs

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Oh man, wait til Jason SUdakis gets a load of her.

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    She's a great singer, but her going (more) off the rails should surprise no one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    So this is Beth Ditto. Or maybe she's the person who ate Beth Ditto. And Kelly Osbourne.


    PK is right, all fat people should be killed.

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    Did she come out screaming, "**** YO' COUCH!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post


    She's a great singer, but her going (more) off the rails should surprise no one.
    Looks like someone dug up Phyllis Diller and stuck a airhose up her tuchus.


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    I guess no one reads my stuff. Post 19, gents.

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...ght=beth+ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post


    Oh man, and I used to think the babes from Heart were smoking



    Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2

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    Things should be shot for posting that pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Things should be shot for posting that pic.
    Why? It's Beth Ditto, not you. Right?

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    Dead-on splitting image of a girl I worked with at a marketing research company
    in Milwaukee who came right out and said she'd give me oral in a janitors closet in the basement. I said no, which was practically impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post


    Dead-on splitting image of a girl I worked with at a marketing research company
    in Milwaukee who came right out and said she'd give me oral in a janitors closet in the basement. I said no, which was practically impossible.
    You don't still have her phone number, by any chance? Just askin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    You don't still have her phone number, by any chance? Just askin'.
    ha

    she was supposed to drive me straight home after work one night. she got me stoned...drove me to a park to show me where she got her first kiss...then took me to a bar where she called her HUSBAND and yelled at him for not taking her out on Mothers Day, not even frigging McDonalds, and yes there are some men
    who would disagree with his assessment she's not exactly Miss America, and maybe she was with one right now.

    the pot paranoia was kicking in big time

    whoa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    ha

    she was supposed to drive me straight home after work one night. she got me stoned...drove me to a park to show me where she got her first kiss...then took me to a bar where she called her HUSBAND and yelled at him for not taking her out on Mothers Day, not even frigging McDonalds, and yes there are some men
    who would disagree with his assessment she's not exactly Miss America, and maybe she was with one right now.

    the pot paranoia was kicking in big time

    whoa
    LOL. I'm borrowing this as the opening for my next screenplay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    ha

    she was supposed to drive me straight home after work one night. she got me stoned...drove me to a park to show me where she got her first kiss...then took me to a bar where she called her HUSBAND and yelled at him for not taking her out on Mothers Day, not even frigging McDonalds, and yes there are some men
    who would disagree with his assessment she's not exactly Miss America, and maybe she was with one right now.

    the pot paranoia was kicking in big time

    whoa

    God, that sounds hilariously awful.

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