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Thread: Rick James, Gumby, and Beth Ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    ha

    she was supposed to drive me straight home after work one night. she got me stoned...drove me to a park to show me where she got her first kiss...then took me to a bar where she called her HUSBAND and yelled at him for not taking her out on Mothers Day, not even frigging McDonalds, and yes there are some men
    who would disagree with his assessment she's not exactly Miss America, and maybe she was with one right now.
    B!tch ws bringin' the butterrrrrr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    God, that sounds hilariously awful.
    while she was on the phone, I had to take her place in a foosball game she was playing. i, literally, never played it before. i was flying at this point, and I just remember a barrage of 100 mph shots by equally ugly, and chainsmoking women.
    i'm pretty sure I stopped zero shots out of a couple of hundred. not exactly the end of the world, but it didn't help matters. very bummed I got in that car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    while she was on the phone, I had to take her place in a foosball game she was playing. i, literally, never played it before. i was flying at this point, and I just remember a barrage of 100 mph shots by equally ugly, and chainsmoking women.
    i'm pretty sure I stopped zero shots out of a couple of hundred. not exactly the end of the world, but it didn't help matters. very bummed I got in that car.
    What the hell kind of guy can't play foosball and turns down bj's?
































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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    What the hell kind of guy can't play foosball and turns down bj's?


    you had to be there


    southside would have turned it down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post


    you had to be there


    southside would have turned it down
    We may have to revoke your Hampur card

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Looks like someone dug up Phyllis Diller and stuck a airhose up her tuchus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    What the hell kind of guy can't play foosball and turns down bj's?
































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    Lmao!

    Tiiimy doesnt seem to have an ounce of free will in any of his stories.

    He's basically a baby floating downstream in a straw basket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao!

    Tiiimy doesnt seem to have an ounce of free will in any of his stories.

    He's basically a baby floating downstream in a straw basket.

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    Timmy is the "idiot savant" of trailer trash drug use/asexism. Meant in the best of all possible ways, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    So... you think southside has a chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    So this is Beth Ditto. Or maybe she's the person who ate Beth Ditto. And Kelly Osbourne.

    Roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    So... you think southside has a chance?
    She'd crack his head between her thighs like a walnut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I guess no one reads my stuff. Post 19, gents.

    http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...ght=beth+ditto
    Meh, I responded on post #22. At least you know I read your stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Timmy is the "idiot savant" of trailer trash drug use/asexism. Meant in the best of all possible ways, of course.
    clearly

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