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Thread: Ask yourself: What if you, too, had no butter?

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    Ask yourself: What if you, too, had no butter?


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    "He" has a point.

    I'd kill anyone who tooks my butter away froms me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    "He" has a point.

    I'd kill anyone who tooks my butter away froms me.
    we recently bought some Kate's of Maine butter and I think it's very good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    we recently bought some Kate's of Maine butter and I think it's very good.
    Send is to Norway, pronto!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    we recently bought some Kate's of Maine butter and I think it's very good.
    You went across state lines? Isn't that a betrayal of sorts?

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    Wonder what he uses butter for.

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    We tried Brummel and Brown during the Sandy power outage. It was great. Hard to come by though...

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    Very, very small chance I play that video, unless doing so somehow sends a fatal electric shock to Butterless.

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    "Leave Britney Spears' butter alone"

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    Butter and I have been together for a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Very, very small chance I play that video, unless doing so somehow sends a fatal electric shock to Butterless.
    lol u r nuts.


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    Word on the street is that the "I can't believe it's not butter" folk are cleaning up in Norway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Wonder what he uses butter for.
    Something having to do with pussies and Christmas time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Butter and I have been together for a long time.
    sour cream still pines for you.

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    Guys don't worry, the talent on the roster is HARDLY EMPTY.

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    Often wondered why the Hampur didn't have a "butter corner."

    If that dude can say "refrigerator" 10 times without screwing up then I may send a 5 gallon drum of butter to Norway for them to share. Ball is in his court.

    Understand his beef with the Danish though. Those arrogant pricks with their red ****ing sausage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    sour cream still pines for you.
    One is a natural lubricant, the other is highly susceptible to fungus.

    Who would you choose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Butter and I have been together for a long time.
    Yet, she always waits until you're baked before hooking up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Yet, she always waits until you're baked before hooking up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Yet, she always waits until you're baked before hooking up.
    Win - Win

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