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    What is worse?

    I once had two out of the three happen in the same day!

    Which is worse?

    a. stubbing your toe (HARD)
    b. biting your lip or inside of the cheek in the same place twice
    c. wiping your doot and ripping the TP, thus getting a muddy finger

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    d. this thread.





















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    Fcuking a chimpanz- forget it, wrong thread.

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    F. Southside turning down a BJ from a former NFL cheerleader

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Hampur, March 21, 2013


    Quiet SAR i

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    Quote Originally Posted by NxYxJets View Post
    I once had two out of the three happen in the same day!

    Which is worse?

    a. stubbing your toe (HARD)
    b. biting your lip or inside of the cheek in the same place twice
    c. wiping your doot and ripping the TP, thus getting a muddy finger

    Some might say that c. = dealing yourself a s hithand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Some might say that c. = dealing yourself a s hithand
    Yeah, making fun of cancer is effing hilarious.

    You people are creeps.
    Last edited by crossfire; 03-22-2013 at 07:59 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NxYxJets View Post
    I once had two out of the three happen in the same day!

    Which is worse?

    a. stubbing your toe (HARD)
    b. biting your lip or inside of the cheek in the same place twice
    c. wiping your doot and ripping the TP, thus getting a muddy finger

    Meh, c. is only an issue when you are eating while you doot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Hampur, March 21, 2013

    yer about 1/2 years late

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    Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--

    Meat thermometers?

    Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--

    Ball-peen hammers?

    Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

    Boy, that must smart.

    I know! I HATE when THAT happens.

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    H. Flossing in the bathroom at work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--

    Meat thermometers?

    Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--

    Ball-peen hammers?

    Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

    Boy, that must smart.

    I know! I HATE when THAT happens.
    Five people here remember that bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Five people here remember that bit.
    Glad at least one did!


    For a moment I thought I was wasting some comedy there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Five people here remember that bit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Glad at least one did!


    For a moment I thought I was wasting some comedy there.

    Ok far at least 3 of us do lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Glad at least one did!


    For a moment I thought I was wasting some comedy there.
    Christopher Guest is one of my comedy writing idols.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Ok far at least 3 of us do lol


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    WTF?! That really creeped me out.

    Never saw that bit.
    Last edited by NxYxJets; 03-22-2013 at 08:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Yeah, making fun of cancer is effing hilarious.

    You people are creeps.
    At first I was WLF?

    Now I see the x-pollination ftw,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    At first I was WLF?

    Now I see the x-pollination ftw,
    I meant it in a good way.

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