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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    we're more likely to get a FILF.
    these I get:

    PILF: Princess I'd like to **** (for me it was Ariel and Jasmine. TOGETHER.)

    or
    GILF: Gastropod I'd like to **** (yeah, NO.)

    or

    MMILF: Minnie Mouse

    don't get FILF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    these I get:

    PILF: Princess I'd like to **** (for me it was Ariel and Jasmine. TOGETHER.)

    or
    GILF: Gastropod I'd like to **** (yeah, NO.)

    or

    MMILF: Minnie Mouse

    don't get FILF.
    think of what MILF stands for

    now think a little bit more

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    think of what MILF stands for

    now think a little bit more
    I got it immediately. Rhymes with "bag", right?

    The "T" in my TILTF follow up stands for "Twink".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    think of what MILF stands for

    now think a little bit more
    you might want to consider going with the lesser of evils: gastropod.

    In other news, this week started out bad for me and is going straight down at warp 9.

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    it means Father ILF


    good God

    evidently weasels only raid the smart people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post

    evidently weasels only raid the smart people
    yea, stick with that story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    it means Father ILF


    good God

    evidently weasels only raid the smart people
    LOL. I thought you were going for "fags" as the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. I thought you were going for "fags" as the joke.
    I would have gone with Philfs to throw of 32Green and the other bunglers

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    Got back last night. Turkey leg/scooter pic coming soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Got back last night. Turkey leg/scooter pic coming soon.
    Wow.

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    Apologies for the lateness of this post. Between getting home after 10pm Friday night, an Easter egg hunt, unpacking, uploading pics, etc., I've been a tad busy. Just wanted to share some Disney pics, including what was promised earlier in this thread...

    Me and the sopne at the Contemporary before going to a Chef Mickey character dinner...



    Daughpne and Cinderella at the Cinderella character dinner at the Grand Floridian. Cinderella was positively gorgeous. I'd say she was making eyes at me but I'd be lying...



    Family pic inside Magic Kingdom. As it turns out, strangers don't know how to properly frame a photograph. This was the best we got from some Ozark rube.



    And now...drumroll... As promised, the turkey leg/scooter/gastropod pic...



    For the record, my mother has severe rheumatoid arthritis and takes daily anti-inflammatory injections. This is her scooter. Just being honest - I know it would have been a lot cooler had I commandeered someone elses, but oh well. And for the record, my wife told me I look fat in this pic - and I agree - so let the insults fly.

    Happy Easter, b*****s!!!
    Last edited by Jets Things; 03-31-2013 at 11:30 AM.

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    Great family, Things. Your little one looks just like you. I mean exactly.

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    Well done, Mr. Things.


    now please post the pics of Cinderella's cleavage.

    you know you've got 'em, it's your dooty to share with teh Hampur family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    And now...drumroll... As promised, the turkey leg/scooter/gastropod pic...





    What's with the pink shorts, bud? Going for a Miami Vice retro vibe?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post


    What's with the pink shorts, bud? Going for a Miami Vice retro vibe?


    Face it, Things is borderline flaming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Face it, Things is borderline flaming.
    Borderline? He looks like a gay Rich Eisen that really let himself go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Borderline? He looks like a gay Rich Eisen that really let himself go.
    LOL! That is friggin' dark, especially for Easter. Maybe why it made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post

    What's with the pink shorts, bud? Going for a Miami Vice retro vibe?
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Face it, Things is borderline flaming.
    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Borderline? He looks like a gay Rich Eisen that really let himself go.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO3Q...e_gdata_player


    I'm colorblind and my wife picks out my clothes. The day I complain, I'll be wearing black shoes and a brown belt. So shove it with kumquats, furggot
    Last edited by Jets Things; 03-31-2013 at 04:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO3Q...e_gdata_player



    I'm colorblind and my wife picks out my clothes. The day I complain, I'll be wearing black shoes and a brown belt. So shove it with kumquats, furggots.
    LOL! Buona Pasqua to you, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO3Q...e_gdata_player


    I'm colorblind and my wife picks out my clothes. The day I complain, I'll be wearing black shoes and a brown belt. So shove it with kumquats, furggot
    Says the guy wearing pink shorts.


    Seriously, was just asking. No reason to get all harumphed.

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