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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Apologies for the lateness of this post. Between getting home after 10pm Friday night, an Easter egg hunt, unpacking, uploading pics, etc., I've been a tad busy. Just wanted to share some Disney pics, including what was promised earlier in this thread...

    Me and the sopne at the Contemporary before going to a Chef Mickey character dinner...



    Daughpne and Cinderella at the Cinderella character dinner at the Grand Floridian. Cinderella was positively gorgeous. I'd say she was making eyes at me but I'd be lying...



    Family pic inside Magic Kingdom. As it turns out, strangers don't know how to properly frame a photograph. This was the best we got from some Ozark rube.



    And now...drumroll... As promised, the turkey leg/scooter/gastropod pic...



    For the record, my mother has severe rheumatoid arthritis and takes daily anti-inflammatory injections. This is her scooter. Just being honest - I know it would have been a lot cooler had I commandeered someone elses, but oh well. And for the record, my wife told me I look fat in this pic - and I agree - so let the insults fly.

    Happy Easter, b*****s!!!
    LOL. My Easter is complete.

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    Great idea hiding the hooch in the scooter satchel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post




    Lmao!!!!

    This is why I invented the Hampre.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet View Post
    Great idea hiding the hooch in the scooter satchel...
    That's a day's supply of anal lube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    That's a day's supply of anal lube.
    Actually, about 20 minutes worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I WILL get a picture of me eating a turkey leg on some gastropod's Rascal.
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    Got back last night. Turkey leg/scooter pic coming soon.
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    And now...drumroll... As promised, the turkey leg/scooter/gastropod pic...



    Happy Easter, b*****s!!!
    The man telleth no lies.


    Awesome pic.

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    that bell on the handlebar is priceless!

    also: did Ariel smell fishy at all?

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    LMFAO!!!






    Double-win for coining 'Ozark rube'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post



    What's with the pink shorts, bud? Going for a Miami Vice retro vibe?


    They are flesh-colored.




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    It's true what they say, the scooter adds 50 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isired View Post
    It's true what they say, the scooter adds 50 lbs.


    I'd say about 15 in this case, but thanks for noticing. Penis breath.
    Last edited by Jets Things; 04-01-2013 at 11:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post


    I'd say about 15 in this case, but thanks for noticing. Penis breath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isired View Post
    It's true what they say, the scooter adds 50 lbs.


    Also looks like he out punted his coverage wifey-wise.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post


    Also looks like he out punted his coverage wifey-wise.

    Yeah, I'll be the first to admit that. Thanks for pointing it out, buttface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Thanks for pointing it out, buttface.
    No problem, smell my d*ck, ball-breath.

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    can someone make the image with flashing lights and left to right movement
    like with the red gey image.

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    Does his shirt say dildo it???


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Does his shirt say dildo it???




    We all knew this was coming.




    Thankfully.

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    Lolz at the pic. What did you say to your MIL? Please get off scooter... the Hampur calls me to duty.
    Last edited by PatriotReign; 04-02-2013 at 11:47 AM.

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