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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL! We should start a fund to help those kids through the decades of psychoanalysis Things' participation in the Hampur will cause them.

    "I hate you, Daddy!! My friend's roommate said you're a finocchio who prances around in a red dressing gown. No wonder Mommy left you for that Negro police officer who always wears that number 32 Jet jersey.".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I love stuff like this. Layer upon layer of comedy goodness. Hysterical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Ok, now this is the funniest thing I've seen in this thread. Sorry, cross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I always love how folks say, "Yeah, post an image of yourself. It'll be fun". Good f**king luck. I just pray Things' wife and children never see that shot. LOL.
    +1

    They will never get my likeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    +1

    They will never get my likeness.
    SouthGuy. BorgoSide. Forever linked now.

    Edit: Also, wrt to my status. WLF

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    SouthGuy. BorgoSide. Forever linked now.

    Edit: Also, wrt to my status. WLF
    That's my jazz buddy.

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    This thread is chock full of win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    That's my jazz buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    LOL!

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    I'm sitting in a bar at Reagan Airport in DC and the bartender asked why I was chuckling at my phone. None of your business, dickhead. But have you heard of Gary Moore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'm sitting in a bar at Reagan Airport in DC and the bartender asked why I was chuckling at my phone. None of your business, dickhead. But have you heard of Gary Moore?
    I suppose showing him the photo of your glowing, turkey-chomping visage propped upon the dildo festooned joy-wagon would seem like another poorly conceived airport pick-up gone awry...should he take it the wrong way, which is the right way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Does his shirt say dildo it???

    years of Hampur shennanigants, eloquently and elegantly summarized in one picture.


    bravo

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I suppose showing him the photo of your glowing, turkey-chomping visage propped upon the dildo festooned joy-wagon would seem like another poorly conceived airport pick-up gone awry...should he take it the wrong way, which is the right way.

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    It was a girl bartender. Girls can be called dickheads too. Dickhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It was a girl bartender. Girls can be called dickheads too. Dickhead.
    You seem like a weenis.





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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You seem like a weenis.



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    Possibly, but you don't want to take a full power shot from me. Trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You seem like a flaccid weenis.





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    Fixed.

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    Full of win, and only 6 pages in.

    Bravo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    This thread is chock full of win.
    Added to the Dummies thread.

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