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    looked on my porch this morning and a weasel was looking at me with a dead chipmunk in it's mouth. wife then saw the weasel sticking it's head out of one of the chipmunk holes this morning.

    i've been considering getting rid of the chipmunks since they carry lyme ticks-
    but i'm not sure i'm digging a weasel living in the yard.

    would consider a trap - but we have a million red and gray squirrels too.

    it's always something

    (don't say throw water on it)

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    why don't you move out of Sherwood forest and into Nottingham village.

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    Congrats?

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    Get yourself a small box trap, that way you can let the squirrels loose if you catch one by mistake.
    Use sardines as bait and it won't attract any thing but meat eaters, weasel, possum, skunks or raccoons.

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    Can you ask him if he's available early next week and how much he charges by the hour? I've been looking for a lawyer for a couple days now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuntinJet View Post
    Get yourself a small box trap, that way you can let the squirrels loose if you catch one by mistake.
    Use sardines as bait and it won't attract any thing but meat eaters, weasel, possum, skunks or raccoons.
    will do

    a skunk would be a real bummer

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    are they afraid of chickens?


    oh btw - I ahve a weasel problem at work. let me know how you get rid of them...

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    will do

    a skunk would be a real bummer
    When the f**k are you going to move out of that hell hole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    looked on my porch this morning and a weasel was looking at me with a dead chipmunk in it's mouth. wife then saw the weasel sticking it's head out of one of the chipmunk holes this morning.

    i've been considering getting rid of the chipmunks since they carry lyme ticks-
    but i'm not sure i'm digging a weasel living in the yard.

    would consider a trap - but we have a million red and gray squirrels too.

    it's always something

    (don't say throw water on it)
    :eagerlyawaiting32Greenresponse:

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    are they afraid of chickens?
    No, but they may be afraid of loud-mouthed shnooks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ5uHbGiZE4

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    Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.


    - Matt Groening "Love is Hell"

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    Congrats?
    Under appreciated post full of lolz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.


    - Matt Groening "Love is Hell"

    Oh come on that's a Russian folk tale; loggers; trapped by a fallne tree, cry for help - but the wolves (oh no)... they hear the dinner bell.

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    throw some peaches at it.


    weasels hate peaches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    why don't you move out of Sherwood forest and into Nottingham village.






    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
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    Lmao

    Maybe it would be cheaper to join Timmy's zoo than that underwhelming place in the Bronx.



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    Get yourself a large mallet. When weasel pops his head out of the squirrel hole: BAM!


    Repeat as necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Get yourself a large mallet. When weasel pops his head out of the squirrel hole: BAM!


    Repeat as necessary.
    Are you saying he should whack his weasel?

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