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    Anyone here do the Spartacus workout?

    I hear its brutal, but at the end, you get to kill other people in the gym with swords, paint your weiner gold, have sex with slave girls, and then get beheaded!




    On a semi-serious note: anyone following War of the Damned? Poor ole Crixus was relieved of his noggin last Friday, by that little fudgepacker Tiberius.

    That won't sit well with Caesar.
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    Sorry to see Crixus go. Agron too.

    Didn't realize they had roids and breast implants in Ancient Rome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Sorry to see Crixus go. Agron too.

    Didn't realize they had roids and breast implants in Ancient Rome.
    Argon is still alive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Argon is still alive...
    You sure about that. He got stabbed in the back and then they showed him on the ground. He appeared to be dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    That won't sit well with Caesar.
    Poor Caesar is always getting stabbed in the back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    You sure about that. He got stabbed in the back and then they showed him on the ground. He appeared to be dead.
    He's in the preview for next week

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    He's in the preview for next week
    I must have missed it. I saw Naevia but I didn't see him. Crassus must have let them go to deliver Crixus' head to Spartacus. I wonder how they plan on ending the show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    I must have missed it. I saw Naevia but I didn't see him. Crassus must have let them go to deliver Crixus' head to Spartacus. I wonder how they plan on ending the show.
    It's been somewhat true to history thus far...

    Pissed Naevia isn't dead yet though...

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    I think Naevia will be the one to do in Tiberius - maybe it will play out like this

    Caesar will set up Tiberius for Spartacus - and then Spartacus will give the kill to Naevia.

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    Agador Spartacus!!

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    The thing about ancient Rome is that basically everyone was gay. The whole culture was based on homo-eroticism. Men ****ed their friends, their brothers, their fathers. The only way most of the women got pregnant was by scraping up homo-blast goo and rubbing it onto the members of the horses and African slaves they diddled.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_svnsF5OLbI

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Poor Caesar is always getting stabbed in the back.
    or lower.

    that was hilarious when he wasn't sitting on a horse

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    The thing about ancient Rome is that basically everyone was gay. The whole culture was based on homo-eroticism. Men ****ed their friends, their brothers, their fathers. The only way most of the women got pregnant was by scraping up homo-blast goo and rubbing it onto the members of the horses and African slaves they diddled.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_svnsF5OLbI
    Everyone was certainly not Ghey and most slaves were white putz.. You watched gladiator and that Rome series and you're a ****ing historian now.

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    The Real Spartacus workout is having sex multiple times with Viva Bianca. Fun way to get in your cardio.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Everyone was certainly not Ghey and most slaves were white putz.. You watched gladiator and that Rome series and you're a ****ing historian now.
    Says the Sicilian guy with the penchant for anal sex.

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