I need a new Nemesis. Suggestions?

[southside]

That's true I wouldn't **** with SS.

That's what she said!

1. There's no dancing alien. This implies you are lazy. I'm assuming this is why you are unemployed.

2. You can't "That's what she said!" yourself. Clearly defined in the "How to be that douchey guy rule book."

[Jetworks]

Keep larfing, Polidork.

I can rain senseless all over you like a 3 peckered billy Goat p*ssing on a flat rock.





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I don't like jsj or respect the putz n and a half so it's a no" go there. I'd like to run into him though on one of his companies lavish business vacations where they rent him Chevy luminas and put him up in the super 8 down the road a bit from the marriott courtyard.

Dusty Keller was a mod on GG that sht hole of a jets site and I until now just pretended he didn't exist. Like the morons there do.

Go kick rocks fatso. Your lack of a spinal cord makes you unworthy to even type words in my thread. Get on your horse (that poor thing) and carry your cowardly underhanded chicken **** grandiose ego somewhere else. The internet allows you to thrive. Real world real conversation you drink your milkshake and eat your fries with your head down. Remember that.

32 Cents

Are you back with the Israeli?

I masturbate to her pics once in awhile.

By the way, does you peeniz work yet?

[Timmy®]

Are you back with the Israeli?

I masturbate to her pics once in awhile.

By the way, does you peeniz work yet?

dangerously close to the Hey Fatboy thread

[WestCoastOffensive]

dangerously close to the Hey Fatboy thread

Not even close.

[32green]

1. There's no dancing alien. This implies you are lazy. I'm assuming this is why you are unemployed.

2. You can't "That's what she said!" yourself. Clearly defined in the "How to be that douchey guy rule book."

You two need to get a room already.

Pics or it didnt happpen.









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[Dirtstar]

has anyone suggested Tim Tebow as Ragu's new nemetits?


if not, I'd like to nominate Tim Tebow.

[John McClane]

I'm your huckleberry.

[Jungle Shift Jet]

Gotta hand it to you, 32G, I consider myself a little brighter than most, and what you posted above is a thing of mastery. I have absolutely NO IDEA what in tarnation you are talking about. Nice job!

All the poesy of Maya Angelou, only with firearm skills

[Jungle Shift Jet]

I don't like jsj or respect the putz n and a half so it's a no" go there. I'd like to run into him though on one of his companies lavish business vacations where they rent him Chevy luminas and put him up in the super 8 down the road a bit from the marriott courtyard.

Dusty Keller was a mod on GG that sht hole of a jets site and I until now just pretended he didn't exist. Like the morons there do.

Nemeses must have respect for each other so I wouldn't be yours with a decent proposal let alone an indecent one. How much of a nemesis can a gaunt wraith be anyway? Nemeses sit in oversized chairs with cats in their laps, not poodles. Anyway, I need a durable nemesis who will be there for the long haul, not folks dealt sh1thands. My ancestral escutcheon's motto says it all: Rent wrecks, not livers.

EDIT: I see that some other wags here decided, unsolicited, to audition to be MY nemesis. Sorry to say none of you pukes made the cut. I'm too tired to hand out customized comments right now but suffice to say U got an F.

[thebigragu]

Are you back with the Israeli?

I masturbate to her pics once in awhile.

By the way, does you peeniz work yet?

On my way to the gym before work. I get up early. Work harder your getting there.

And no i'm not. Im engaged to be married again to somebody else. Check my Facebook fatass. You might hurt yourself with her pictures. You should try that strangulation masterbation. I'd have no problem choking you if u need it. That's an image no?

[1greenNUT]

[FF2®]

On my way to the gym before work. I get up early. Work harder your getting there.

And no i'm not. Im engaged to be married again to somebody else. Check my Facebook fatass. You might hurt yourself with her pictures. You should try that strangulation masterbation. I'd have no problem choking you if u need it. That's an image no?

Check my Facebook?

WTF has happened to you?

[southside]

I was going to post something similar yesterday but then I remembered that I don't give enough sh!ts.

[Gata]

So is it a requirement to have someone you argue with in the Hampur

Isn't this where we come to escape our bosses/ coworkers/ spouses /the jets?

[JStokes]

Nemeses sit in oversized chairs with cats in their laps, not poodles.

Ouch.



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[Carlton]

Nemeses must have respect for each other so I wouldn't be yours with a decent proposal let alone an indecent one. How much of a nemesis can a gaunt wraith be anyway? Nemeses sit in oversized chairs with cats in their laps, not poodles. Anyway, I need a durable nemesis who will be there for the long haul, not folks dealt sh1thands. My ancestral escutcheon's motto says it all: Rent wrecks, not livers.

EDIT: I see that some other wags here decided, unsolicited, to audition to be MY nemesis. Sorry to say none of you pukes made the cut. I'm too tired to hand out customized comments right now but suffice to say U got an F.

Hehe. This is a good start.

[Timmy®]

good make for an interesting Hampur Convention activity

Gronkwelkerhead marionette show and workshop

public measurement of Stokes

public STD test of Carlton with live results

group search for escort who will sleep with Southcar (and not leave when meets him)

boxing matches between the Hampur nemesis

[JStokes]

public measurement of Stokes

5'-3 7/8".

Why would I lie about that?

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[southside]

good make for an interesting Hampur Convention activity

Gronkwelkerhead marionette show and workshop

public measurement of Stokes

public STD test of Carlton with live results

group search for escort who will sleep with Southcar (and not leave when meets him)

boxing matches between the Hampur nemesis

I can get behind this itinerary.

[brady's a catcher]

Nemeses must have respect for each other so I wouldn't be yours with a decent proposal let alone an indecent one. How much of a nemesis can a gaunt wraith be anyway? Nemeses sit in oversized chairs with cats in their laps, not poodles. Anyway, I need a durable nemesis who will be there for the long haul, not folks dealt sh1thands. My ancestral escutcheon's motto says it all: Rent wrecks, not livers.

EDIT: I see that some other wags here decided, unsolicited, to audition to be MY nemesis. Sorry to say none of you pukes made the cut. I'm too tired to hand out customized comments right now but suffice to say U got an F.

Aren't you like 85?