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Thread: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMMY!!!!!!

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    Smile HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMMY!!!!!!

    I figured I'd get this party started early since I was real late in getting it in last year

    Who loves ya Timmy!

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    Jimmy® is better.

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    HAPP-ee... birthDAY.....TIMMM.....may



    zimmy <3 timmy
    Last edited by WestCoastOffensive; 04-04-2013 at 08:11 PM.

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    Smile

    Its tomorrow but I screwed up last year

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    For your birthday I am officially anointing you my nemesis.

    Suck it.

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    LOLGFY, T.


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    May a self operating car slide uphill into your Peach table, scattering chickens and help-seeking neighbors in its stupid wake.

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    oh, it'll be a happy birthday, alright.


    Love,

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    Happy Birthday Timmy!


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    Uh..I'll take twenny on pump 2....and two of your finest boz's of wine, por fevor, Monsoor.

    Im thinking about some slumped over relations at about 3 a.m.

    Thaaaats right.

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    I got you a present its pert neer down by the pucka brush!

    Nochickens

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Uh..I'll take twenny on pump 2....and two of your finest boz's of wine, por fevor, Monsoor.

    Im thinking about some slumped over relations at about 3 a.m.

    Thaaaats right.

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    Did you mean sloped shoulder or slumped over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Did you mean sloped shoulder or slumped over?
    Both. Sloped looms over slumped...burping and bleary eyed...plotting ROn Jeremy moves.

    The room spins, darkness comes....

    Morning arrives.

    A lone dog carefully treads between broken glazz and prone bodies, gently trying to lick its master's face back to consciousness.

    AGAIN.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Both. Sloped looms over slumped...burping and bleary eyed...plotting ROn Jeremy moves.

    The room spins, darkness comes....

    Morning arrives.

    A lone dog carefully treads between broken glazz and prone bodies, gently trying to lick its master's face back to consciousness.

    AGAIN.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Both. Sloped looms over slumped...burping and bleary eyed...plotting ROn Jeremy moves.

    The room spins, darkness comes....

    Morning arrives.

    A lone dog carefully treads between broken glazz and prone bodies, gently trying to lick its master's face back to consciousness.

    AGAIN.




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    When does the rube neighbor come over with a bucket of water?

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    Happy bday Timmeh


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    Be careful. Timmy monitors the bottom of birthday threads to determine who enters them without wishing him a happy day. He then adds these folks to a list. What he does with that list only a failed African American police offer can guess.

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    Happy Birthday, Mr. Tim. Many, many more years of health and, relative, happiness.

    An Aries, huh? No joke, your friendship planet is Uranus. LOL.

    "Aries, take a bow. You're the first sign of the zodiac so it shouldn't come as any surprise then that you’re a born leader. You shine brightly, taking the initiative in everything you do and people see that in you immediately. There are no half-measures with you. You have that same fearlessness and certainly aren't afraid to explore the unknown in life."

    http://www.astrology.com.au/astrolog...iac/aries.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Be careful. Timmy monitors the bottom of birthday threads to determine who enters them without wishing him a happy day. He then adds these folks to a list. What he does with that list only a failed African American police offer can guess.
    LOL.

    Timmy sends that list to Interpol for a full battery of drug and sexual offender checks.

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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