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    Equatorial Guinea...any suggestions?

    Always wanted to visit. Anyone have any suggestions for food/drinks, good golfing or ways to stage a coup in order to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a Banana Republic dictator?

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    PM Southside if you want teh sex.

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    Are there chimps at said locale?

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    Bring a few magnets. Hide them in your hands and lift iron based objects. The people will think you're magic. The country is yours.

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    Who you calling "equatorial"?

    Hey Ragu, get a load of this guy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Always wanted to visit. Anyone have any suggestions for food/drinks, good golfing or ways to stage a coup in order to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a Banana Republic dictator?
    SAR will sleep with you in Paris....not sure about this neck of the woods

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    You could probably overthrow the country in a day or two... It would probably take them years to overthrow you once you have a hold of it... Decades if you lace the drinking water with hallucinogens...

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    It helps if you speak Bantu. The country is known for its oil and its child sex trade, not necessarily in that order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    You could probably overthrow the country in a day or two... It would probably take them years to overthrow you once you have a hold of it... Decades if you lace the drinking water with hallucinogens...
    +1; gotta go King Leary there; perfect situation.

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    I thought this thread was about Stokes trip to Ecuador.



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    If you want to cavort with REAL Guineas you need to go to Italy.

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    just bring plumbing, you'll be seated on the throne forever

    neck rings and lip plates are so 2010 though
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 04-11-2013 at 04:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    You could probably overthrow the country in a day or two... It would probably take them years to overthrow you once you have a hold of it... Decades if you lace the drinking water with hallucinogens...
    Pretty sure that was his first move even without a coup planned.

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    Equitorial....

    PK, ive always been curious, if water goes down the drain one way in the northern hem, and the other in the southern hem, what if youre right on the equator? Is there some sort of line where it switches directions? Instead of going in any direction, maybe it just goes down with no swirl action at all when you approach the equator?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I thought this thread was about Stokes trip to Ecuador.



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    I thought he'd Estonia.

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