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You can help me paint an apartment building in Island Park on Monday...Originally Posted by Fishooked
Don't fart in the boss' office while he is in there?
We pay in pot and 6 packs.
Going to work next week any suggestions
Don't fart in the boss' office while he is in there?
You can help me paint an apartment building in Island Park on Monday...Don't fart in the boss' office while he is in there?
We pay in pot and 6 packs.
Damn, I was just gonna start a suggestions for suggestions about a suggestion thread for next week....
About the farting in office question-
Bloodhound Gang said it best when they sang, "butt cheeks pulled apart so just the air leaks".
Try that
Last edited by 1greenNUT; 04-14-2013 at 09:30 AM.
Yeah but the sound is the funniest part
Never a bad time to try a prank-fisting. LOLz to come, followed shortly by the police if the prankee has no sense of humor.Don't fart in the boss' office while he is in there?
Seriously. I need help painting this place. Whole ground floor got screwed up 1 week after we finished construction thanks to Sandy.
What the hell are you doing painting office buildings in Island Park? I thought you pretended to work in an plumbing contractor's office in Upper West Bumfck NY
I'm an asset manager, Mr! I manage assets and sh*t.
My managed assets just happen to be half destroyed office buildings in the Tri State area.
Life choices. I may have made some bad ones...
You're a Jets fan... did you really think we didn't realize this already?
Choices.
This is how I became a Jets fan. No one in my family watched football. Or any sports.
When I was 9, my grandfather bought me and my sister 2 hats...one Giants, the other Jets. He hid them behind his back and asked me to pick a hand.
My sister has watched her team win 3 Super Bowls. We all know what I've seen from this team since 1987.
Choices.
For the record... your grandfather has an evil side.Choices.
This is how I became a Jets fan. No one in my family watched football. Or any sports.
When I was 9, my grandfather bought me and my sister 2 hats...one Giants, the other Jets. He hid them behind his back and asked me to pick a hand.
My sister has watched her team win 3 Super Bowls. We all know what I've seen from this team since 1987.
Choices.
I'm guessing you mis-picked on Grampa's Tic-Tacs/Cat Tranquilizers trick too?Choices.
This is how I became a Jets fan. No one in my family watched football. Or any sports.
When I was 9, my grandfather bought me and my sister 2 hats...one Giants, the other Jets. He hid them behind his back and asked me to pick a hand.
My sister has watched her team win 3 Super Bowls. We all know what I've seen from this team since 1987.
Choices.
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