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    Question Going to work next week any suggestions

    Don't fart in the boss' office while he is in there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Don't fart in the boss' office while he is in there?
    You can help me paint an apartment building in Island Park on Monday...

    We pay in pot and 6 packs.

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    Damn, I was just gonna start a suggestions for suggestions about a suggestion thread for next week....

    About the farting in office question-
    Bloodhound Gang said it best when they sang, "butt cheeks pulled apart so just the air leaks".
    Try that
    Last edited by 1greenNUT; 04-14-2013 at 09:30 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Damn, I was just gonna start a suggestions for suggestions about a suggestion thread for next week....

    About the farting in office question-
    Bloodhound Gang said it best when they sang, "butt cheeks pulled apart so just the air leaks".
    Try that
    Yeah but the sound is the funniest part

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1greenNUT View Post
    Bloodhound Gang said it best when they sang, "butt cheeks pulled apart so just the air leaks".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Don't fart in the boss' office while he is in there?
    Never a bad time to try a prank-fisting. LOLz to come, followed shortly by the police if the prankee has no sense of humor.

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    Seriously. I need help painting this place. Whole ground floor got screwed up 1 week after we finished construction thanks to Sandy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Seriously. I need help painting this place. Whole ground floor got screwed up 1 week after we finished construction thanks to Sandy.
    What the hell are you doing painting office buildings in Island Park? I thought you pretended to work in an plumbing contractor's office in Upper West Bumfck NY

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    What the hell are you doing painting office buildings in Island Park? I thought you pretended to work in an plumbing contractor's office in Upper West Bumfck NY
    I'm an asset manager, Mr! I manage assets and sh*t.

    My managed assets just happen to be half destroyed office buildings in the Tri State area.

    Life choices. I may have made some bad ones...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Life choices. I may have made some bad ones...
    You're a Jets fan... did you really think we didn't realize this already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    You're a Jets fan... did you really think we didn't realize this already?
    Choices.

    This is how I became a Jets fan. No one in my family watched football. Or any sports.

    When I was 9, my grandfather bought me and my sister 2 hats...one Giants, the other Jets. He hid them behind his back and asked me to pick a hand.

    My sister has watched her team win 3 Super Bowls. We all know what I've seen from this team since 1987.

    Choices.



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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Choices.

    This is how I became a Jets fan. No one in my family watched football. Or any sports.

    When I was 9, my grandfather bought me and my sister 2 hats...one Giants, the other Jets. He hid them behind his back and asked me to pick a hand.

    My sister has watched her team win 3 Super Bowls. We all know what I've seen from this team since 1987.

    Choices.


    For the record... your grandfather has an evil side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Choices.

    This is how I became a Jets fan. No one in my family watched football. Or any sports.

    When I was 9, my grandfather bought me and my sister 2 hats...one Giants, the other Jets. He hid them behind his back and asked me to pick a hand.

    My sister has watched her team win 3 Super Bowls. We all know what I've seen from this team since 1987.

    Choices.


    I'm guessing you mis-picked on Grampa's Tic-Tacs/Cat Tranquilizers trick too?

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