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    Third surgery in three years B****es!!!

    Intestinal surgery in 2011
    Rotator cuff surgery 2012
    Wrist tendonitis surgery 2013

    Heading in for this surgery tomorrow. Only about a 25 minute procedure.

    Anyone else ever have it done? Just curious what to expect.

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    Only 25 min., Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Rotator cuff surgery 2012
    Wrist tendonitis surgery 2013
    Will you be getting LASIK soon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Intestinal surgery in 2011
    Rotator cuff surgery 2012
    Wrist tendonitis surgery 2013

    Heading in for this surgery tomorrow. Only about a 25 minute procedure.

    Anyone else ever have it done? Just curious what to expect.
    Liver inserted into my ****ing body old one thrown in trash. 2012. Cry me a river

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Liver inserted into my ****ing body old one thrown in trash. 2011. Cry me a river
    This guy gets it.

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    Please tell me you're joking about having surgery on April 18. The mortality rate is higher on that date than all others combined.

    Prayers.

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    If they send him home with a hook for a hand I'll send a card otherwise meh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Liver inserted into my ****ing body old one thrown in trash. 2012. Cry me a river
    I dunno....Cross is having his 3rd surgery - you've had just one. He's gone under the knife 3x more. I think he might have you on this one. I believe he had a mole removed as well, so really its 4x.

    One measly liver? You gotta come stronger than that. (Did you try and save it by the way? Would be a great conversation piece if you had your liver in a jar on your mantle.)

    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Intestinal surgery in 2011
    Rotator cuff surgery 2012
    Wrist tendonitis surgery 2013

    Heading in for this surgery tomorrow. Only about a 25 minute procedure.

    Anyone else ever have it done? Just curious what to expect.
    How long you on the DL for? I trust this won't affect much of your golf season. I hope it goes well with no complications.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Intestinal surgery in 2011
    Rotator cuff surgery 2012
    Wrist tendonitis surgery 2013

    Heading in for this surgery tomorrow. Only about a 25 minute procedure.

    Anyone else ever have it done? Just curious what to expect.
    1. Limited fapping.

    2. Your photoshop work starting to look like...


























    Last edited by jetstream23; 04-17-2013 at 06:27 PM.

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    A friend of mine just had the surgery a couple months ago. She's just now getting to where she doesn't need to wear a brace. Been doing physical therapy for a few weeks and has a few more weeks to go.

    Apparently they told her after surgery as soon as she started feeling tingling in her fingers to take her pain meds. She didn't listen and the pain was so bad she wanted to puke. So be aware of that...

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    ... be ready to meet "the stranger"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Intestinal surgery in 2011
    Rotator cuff surgery 2012
    Wrist tendonitis surgery 2013

    Heading in for this surgery tomorrow. Only about a 25 minute procedure.

    Anyone else ever have it done? Just curious what to expect.
    Jeez, you're catching up! The last one made #7 for me, but not in successive years thankfully. Hope all goes well, friend.

    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Liver inserted into my ****ing body old one thrown in trash. 2012. Cry me a river
    Cancer.



    The big casino.



    Here, in 2013.



    Come big or don't come at all, nancy.











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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    1. Limited fapping.

    2. Your photoshop work starting to look like...


























    Limited fapping???

    They never told me that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Liver inserted into my ****ing body old one thrown in trash. 2012. Cry me a river
    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    I dunno....Cross is having his 3rd surgery - you've had just one. He's gone under the knife 3x more. I think he might have you on this one. I believe he had a mole removed as well, so really its 4x.

    One measly liver? You gotta come stronger than that. (Did you try and save it by the way? Would be a great conversation piece if you had your liver in a jar on your mantle.)



    How long you on the DL for? I trust this won't affect much of your golf season. I hope it goes well with no complications.
    Yeah, seriously... cry me a f*cking river. One f*cking lousy surgery, probably caused by some canine disease contracted during poodle sex.

    And it wasn't a mole crash, it was a third nipple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    If they send him home with a hook for a hand I'll send a card otherwise meh....
    Not that might reduce fapping.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Jeez, you're catching up! The last one made #7 for me, but not in successive years thankfully. Hope all goes well, friend.



    Cancer.



    The big casino.



    Here, in 2013.



    Come big or don't come at all, nancy.










    I got dealt a sh!t hook.

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    You're still gonna send me your extra percocets, yes? Good luck and get better asap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    I got dealt a sh!t hook.

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    2011 spinal surgery in my neck, surgeons cut through the back of my neck. 2012 spinal surgery through the front of my neck. This time they opened up my entire neck clamped it wide and removed 2 discs and put in a titanium plate with 6 screws. Still doesn't come close to liver transplant. Much respect for that one.

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    Good luck Crossfire.

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