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    How to get fired less than 2 seconds after starting a new job!

    Guy gets hired as a weekend news anchor for a TV station in North Dakota. Opens his first ever broadcast by uttering, "F*cking sh*t" just as the broadcast opens.

    lolz!

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...fanity-on-air/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGPSFdEjR60
    Last edited by jetstream23; 04-22-2013 at 07:47 PM.

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    Forget the F bomb, dude couldn't speak. Uh uh uh West Virginia.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Forget the F bomb, dude couldn't speak. Uh uh uh West Virginia.....
    Word is....Rex Ryan wants him with the #13.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Word is....Rex Ryan wants him with the #13.
    Not that early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Forget the F bomb, dude couldn't speak. Uh uh uh West Virginia.....
    Ever go to Morgantown? If you did...this video wouldn't surprise you.

    The football fans make JETS fans look like opera fans.

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    lol

    I think I just saw southside on FoxNews...reporting from Boston, two girls appear on screen from both sides trying to kiss him and he put up a double stiffarm and said "please don't do that" without missing a beat. lol

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    ha, ha, ha, ha, doofus........

    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Guy gets hired as a weekend news anchor for a TV station in North Dakota. Opens his first ever broadcast by uttering, "F*cking sh*t" just as the broadcast opens.

    lolz!

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-...fanity-on-air/

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGPSFdEjR60
    obvious nepotism, favoritism, and who you know at work here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    lol

    I think I just saw southside on FoxNews...reporting from Boston, two girls appear on screen from both sides trying to kiss him and he put up a double stiffarm and said "please don't do that" without missing a beat. lol
    Do you know what nemesis means?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    Do you know what nemesis means?
    Is that one of those mash-up words you young kids use? What's that one mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Forget the F bomb, dude couldn't speak. Uh uh uh West Virginia.....
    LOL

    "schmumble...harrggghahhw....because I'M FROMMM THE EAST COAST!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2milehighJet View Post
    Forget the F bomb, dude couldn't speak. Uh uh uh West Virginia.....
    How about that the putz didn't know the broadcast had started. First clue? Your co-anchor is speaking.

    You can't make this stuff up. Next stop? Late shift at Bennigan's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Guy gets hired as a weekend news anchor for a TV station in North Dakota.
    Apparently, Elephant boy interviewed him for the position.

    Howd, he'd sountid gewd do me.

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    you know what they say......if you can't make it in North Dakota, you can't make it anywhere.

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    I think some in this thread are drastically overestimating the strength of the anchor applicant pool at TV 6 Bismarck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Is that one of those mash-up words you young kids use? What's that one mean?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXRuoSHI6eQ


    I'm making a list. It's growing by the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Is that one of those mash-up words you young kids use? What's that one mean?
    It's from snatch.

    (Edit) Nevermind guys. Love that scene

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    This would be like Ruby's first day as a mod...only much smoother.

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    Saw the clip, effing hilarious. I want to know why he said it in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Saw the clip, effing hilarious. I want to know why he said it in the first place.
    first news cast...nervous i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Saw the clip, effing hilarious. I want to know why he said it in the first place.
    The 6PM News...Now, with FVCKING TOURRETS!!!


    "...The Bismark Jr HS Girls field hockey team is in the news, they SAVED A FVCKING CAT from certain death FVCK FVCK FVCK and they were all FVCK!!! treated to shakes at **** **** Friendly in downtown **** Bismarck..."

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