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    Philadelphia Celebrates National Masturbation Month

    WTF!?! I am sitting here in my office and one of my HR colleagues brings this to my attention. Where the heck have I been? Who came up with this crap? ONLY A CLASSY CITY LIKE PHILLY!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ef=mostpopular


    This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

    Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

    Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

    Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!.

    Fundraising efforts can be logged on Crowdrise.com. Through the event, the site hopes to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure.

    On May 30, the Thursday after the event ends, folks are invited to attend "Creamium" -- a gameshow and dance party where prizes like "Most Creative Fantasy," "Most Pleasure Connections," and "Most Money Raised" will be handed out.

    Enjoy!

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    Finally - a celebration day I can wrap my hands around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Finally - a celebration day I can wrap my hands around

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    What a fapulous idea.

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    yEah

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    I can't think of a better city for this. Philly is full of jerkoffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorJet View Post
    I can't think of a better city for this. Philly is full of jerkoffs.
    HAHA!!!

    Well done, sir!

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    Creative way to raise money I guess. Gotta hand it to them!

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    Tell ya what, I aint shakin hands at the Creamium.

    Lots of nods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Nice job sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Finally - a celebration day I can wrap my hands around
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitman Harris View Post
    Very well played.

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    I've been celebrating this for months.

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    Giving yourself a hand has never been so rewarding

    If you deal yourself a sh!t hand, your hand's in the wrong place

    No jizzsteaks for me, thx "wit jiz or wit out?"
    Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 05-02-2013 at 10:18 PM.

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    Wait, you can raise funds doing that? Man, I can't believe how much money I've let slip through my fingers

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    Wait, you can raise funds doing that? Man, I can't believe how much money I've let slip through my fingers
    Probably Loads. Loads and loads and loads.

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    Soft warm Cream cheese spread anyone?

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    Not such a big deal. In order to attract donors, fundraisers are always looking to add some juice to their events.

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